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When Father Ted farted in church The Bishop (who looked just like lurch) Said ‘say six hail Mary’s then keep off the dairies’ I know cos I’ve done my research! Just before you stand in the pulpit Do digest a small charcoal biscuit Then clench your butt cheeks So no foul wind leaks Be mindful in church where you sit! If there’s flatulence neath your attire Just ensure you’re stood next to the choir As it really annoys All the little choir boys To giggle is all they desire! 08/30/21

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Date: 9/14/2021 1:12:00 AM
Thank you for the smiles and laughter Jan. I am so happy to see you get POTD! Congratulations! Blessings xxoo Sorry this is belated. I wasn’t feeling well this past week.
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Date: 9/6/2021 7:48:00 PM
This is hilarious Jan and sending many congrats for POTD, With kindest thoughts Ann xx
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Date: 9/5/2021 9:09:00 PM
How funny Jan! Nothing like a bit of humor!
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Date: 9/5/2021 6:27:00 PM
Back with congrats, Jan! Well-deserved POTD!
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Date: 9/4/2021 8:39:00 AM
LMAO, hilarious
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Date: 9/3/2021 11:19:00 AM
Jan - I laughed so hard I soiled myself. Unique POTD. - Ken
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Date: 9/3/2021 8:08:00 AM
Hysterical Jan and so well illuminated ! You have a real gift. I feel like I am there in the church eyeing the choir !! All the best and belated congrats on POTD ! Hugs, Susan :)
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Date: 9/2/2021 1:11:00 AM
Your talent in writing humour is unsurpassed.Another delightful write. Congratulations on your well deserved Potd. Enjoy the honour and day. My previous comment disappeared.
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Date: 9/2/2021 2:47:00 PM
thanks Rama we all need more humour in our lives, i just try and make folk smile:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 9/1/2021 6:38:00 PM
Ha ha, I love it Jan, congratulations on POTD! hugs
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Date: 9/2/2021 2:46:00 PM
thanks sweet friend:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 9/1/2021 2:15:00 PM
HaHa! Another great funny one to make my day. Congratulations on POTD!
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Date: 9/2/2021 2:46:00 PM
thanks Ann it wont be to everyone's taste, glad I made you smile:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 9/1/2021 12:31:00 PM
Congratulations on POTD with a great humorous write.
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Date: 9/2/2021 2:44:00 PM
thanks Eve:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 9/1/2021 12:01:00 PM
Congratulations on your POTD win. A cute/fun write. Thanks for the laugh. No farters in church. Have a blessed day...............
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Date: 9/2/2021 2:42:00 PM
thanks Paula:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 9/1/2021 10:05:00 AM
Great recognition and affirmation of the write from Poetry Soup. Congratulations, my friend.
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Date: 9/2/2021 2:42:00 PM
thanks Milton so glad my silly sense of humour makes people smile, poetry doesnt have to be high brow and stuffy lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 9/1/2021 9:06:00 AM
Congratulations Jan on a fantastically funny POTD, how times have changed, we used to get a slap on the head for looking sideways in church, Father Ted is still hilarious and groundbreaking 25 years on, cheers David
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Date: 9/1/2021 9:21:00 AM
Thanks David, I am so delighted to get POTD, i just couldnt resist using father ted as a priest in the poem it went well with farter lol:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 9/1/2021 8:35:00 AM
Lol, Congrats on POTD Jan
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Date: 9/1/2021 9:10:00 AM
Thanks Joseph:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 9/1/2021 8:09:00 AM
What fun! This is awesome Jan. I've been laughing all morning! Congratulations on POTD! Love Chantelle hugs
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Date: 9/1/2021 9:10:00 AM
glad i made you laugh Chantelle, I just try to show that poetry can be fun it doesnt have to be high brow and dull as ditch water:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 9/1/2021 8:04:00 AM
Great laugh to start the day with your corner limerick. Congrats on your POTD
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Date: 9/1/2021 9:07:00 AM
thanks Jeanne:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 9/1/2021 7:55:00 AM
Jan hearty congrats on your POTD honor dear... Have a blessed lovely day... Hugs... ~ Ani
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Date: 9/1/2021 9:06:00 AM
thanks Ani:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 9/1/2021 7:37:00 AM
Jan, funny and congratulations on receiving POEM OF THE DAY enjoy the honor ~ love and serenity _Constance
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Date: 9/1/2021 9:06:00 AM
thanks Constance:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 9/1/2021 7:29:00 AM
GOOD one, Jan! A big CONGRATS on POTD. Janice
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Date: 9/1/2021 9:03:00 AM
thanks janice:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 9/1/2021 7:18:00 AM
Flatulations! I mean Congratulations! <3<3<3 hugs n’ giggles Jan, have a fabulous day! xomo
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Date: 9/1/2021 9:01:00 AM
thanks for the giggle Mo :-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 9/1/2021 6:30:00 AM
This one is at the top Jan!! The genre of art you've made with a fart! Congrats!!!
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Date: 9/1/2021 8:47:00 AM
thanks Mike I take poetry to base level lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 9/1/2021 5:43:00 AM
Congratulations for POTD Jan :)
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Date: 9/1/2021 8:46:00 AM
Thanks Heidi:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 9/1/2021 5:24:00 AM
Awesome Jan! Congratulations on potd! Those who fart in church have to sit in their own pew
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Date: 9/1/2021 8:45:00 AM
oh Mark that is hilariarse lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 9/1/2021 1:18:00 AM
Hold your nose, it's POTD lol. Back with congrats Jan. Tom
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 9/1/2021 8:39:00 AM
Thanks Tom I had a blast writing it lol:-) hugs jan x
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