Best Jiggles Poems

I
Reduced to nothing
But not absolute Zero
I have residual energy
And nothing is not nothing
It has something, always
And we can get something out of nothing

II
The quantum world tells us truths
About nothing: if I am as a quantum vacuum
I have residual Jiggles
So let your jiggles jangle
The Universe decreed...

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Jiggles Galore, name of a stripper I once knew
Whatta bod she possessed, attributes beaucoup
When she went for a stroll
The spotlight she stole
Thousands upon thousands would play their kazoos<>...

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Heard of this local filly named Jiggles Galore
Some of the local townsfolk called her a whore
Twas not very nice
Some partook in her vice
And rode giddy up until they got sores...

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