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Best Intestines Poems


Noisily Obsessed
"Fart Proudly!" Benjamin Franklin Once Wrote
A troublesome guest is best not to tote
For happy intestines
It was Ben's suggestion
A good fart is worthy of a good gloat!

Could it be that we're farting obsessed?
Each aspect of farting addressed
From loud and heady
To silent but deadly
All preferences being confessed

They...

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Categories: intestines, allusion, animal, fun, funny,
Form: Limerick

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