Best Impeached Poems
THE COMMANDER "IN" CHIEF" IS "IN" THE MILITARY"!!!!!! HE OR SHE GETS "TO BE",ALL AT THE SAME TIME: IN "ALL THE MILITARY FORCES!!! ARMY,NAVY,AIR FORCE,MARINES,NATIONAL GUARD!THE COMMANDER IN CHIEF GETS RELIEF ,AND WILL ALWAYS BE "JUDGED" BY CIVILIANS,AND MILITARY JUSTICE IN THIS "DEMOCRACY" TO MAKE "DEMOCRACY TRUE"!! IN DEMOCRACY WE STILL GIVE "THE ELECTRIC CHAIR" SO IT IS GOOD TO BE AWARE THAT IF YOU DO NOT "LOVE" : BE WARE OF THE ELECTRIC "CHAIR" FOR THOSE WHODO NOT CARE ABOUT "LOVE"!!!!THE RESIDENT WHO IS PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA IS "THE ONLY ONE",WHO IS AND "UNDER"
,UNDER',UNDER, BOTH "MILITARY JUSTICE" "EVERY DAY",AND CIVIL JUSTICE EVERY DAY!!!! THIS IS "THE U.S.A.!!! WE PRACTICE WHAT WE PREACH,AND WE REALIZE HOW TO "IMPEACH"!!!IF THE PRESIDENT AFTER ALL OF THE FACTS HAVE BEEN DISCLOSED THAT WARRANTS AN IMPEACHMENT ARE DENIED THEN "MILITARY JUSTICE" WILL CAUSE "DEMOCRACY" TO SURVIVE" IN "THE LORD GOD ALMIGHTY'S WRATHFUL EYES ON THOSE WHO WOULD NOT LOVE: THEY REJECTED LOVE,AND FINALLY FOUND "HELL BELOW"!!!! qUO-QUO-!!!IN "REALITY AND TRUTH "THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA" IS A "MILITARY MAN",AND WHEN "IN DOUBT OF IMPEACHEMENT" "THE U.S.A. PUTS THE PRESIDENT IN MILITARY HANDS FOR JUSTICE,AND JUDGEMENT,AND LETS "WE THE PEOPLE" ASSIST " IN THAT PLAN"!!!IF THE PRESIDENT IS NOT IMPEACHED ,AND CONVICTED BY CIVILIAN COURTS,HE WILL BE PUT INTO "MILITARY COURTS": ARMY,NAVY,AIR FORCE,MARINES,AND THE NAVY SEALS,! HE MIGHT BE EXONERATED OR CONVICTED ,AND MIGHT BE IMPEACHED OR NOT: HE MIGHT BE EXONERATED ON THE SPOT? THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA IS "COMMANDER IN CHIEF" OF "ALL THE MILITARY FORCES" ,AND IS "UNDER " MILITARY JUSTICE,AND UNDER CONGRESS,AND IS UNDER THE SENATE: THE ONLY RELIEF THAT THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA HAS IS TO WORK FOR "WE THE PEOPLE",AND UPHOLD "DEMOCRACY",AND FIGHT FOR FREEDOM,AND SHOW HIS TAXES,AND HIS TAX RETURNS LIKE MOST REPUBLICANS DO,AND MUST DO OR PUT HIMSELF ABOVE MOST REPUBLICANS,BY NOT SHOWING HIS TAXES,AND REALLY PUTTING "HIMSELF" ABOVE "THE LAW"""!!!! LOVE IS THE LAW! NO MATTER WHAT WE DO WE CAN "DO" ONE" COMMANDEMENT" WHILE HAVING ORAL SEX! WE CAN LOVE!! THE PRESIDENT CAN PAY HIS FAIR SHARE OF TAXES OR BE IMPEACHED BY A MILITARY COURT,AND LOVE THE PEOPLE WHO ELECTED HIM WHO HAVE PAID THEIR TAXES!
Categories:
impeached, 12th grade, 8th grade,
Form:
Prose Poetry
Once upon a Pike’s Peak dreary,
This witch said her name was Carrie,
Fog so thick couldn’t see nary,
Though her screech was a bit scary!
Suddenly the thick fog lifted,
What I saw was nary gifted,
She stared as on broom she shifted,
Astrid the broom her dress drifted.
I saw her multi colored socks,
Her face was marked with multi pocks,
Ugly wench, as small pile of rocks,
She said, “Aren’t I a beauty’s fox?”
I said, “You are beauty’s least!
On your face, maggots have feasts!
You resemble something deceased!
Beauty’s returned as the beast.”
“Your beauty has been impeached,
Your ugly face has been leeched,
Dried up prune not lovely peach,
Leave me now of thee I beseech.”
Now visit to Pike’s Peak is bleary,
Because of Carrie I’m leery,
Resemblance to exes is eerie,
Place doesn’t fit my game theory!
Categories:
impeached, funny
Form:
Rhyme
Be kind to our in battled President my friends.
His policies and actions are not his own.
The hard right urges him to "Make America
Great Again" I really don't know what that means.
His policies and untruths coupled with his attitude
against those that attempt to disagree with him, is not
really his fault. The fact that he believes himself to know
more than everybody else is just part of his condition.
He defends Nazis and Russia, because he believes those
who support him will remain loyal. This is not his fault.
He wants to make "America Great Again" and he is guided
by those who want to return to the way America was fifty
years ago.
Can you blame him for this? His lies and innuendoes and
his inability to distinguish right from wrong is just due to his
condition. He is really a narcissist who sees himself as the
center of the world and feels he is more intelligent and
savvy than anybody else. Those who believe this, continue
to empower him. They don't know he is very sick.
This pathological condition is a sickness of the mind. Instead
of piling up on him, we should help him. He suffers from
delusions of grander which he cannot help. We should
recognize the symptoms and get the needed treatment for
our POTUS.
We don't want him to damage our Democracy nor get us
in a war we can ill afford. Finally, Do we really want us
to walk backwards into the future?
Lets help our President get well.
Contest --Anthony Slausin. February 2, 2019. President Trump
Will I be impeached?
Categories:
impeached, political, psychological, scary, sick,
Form:
Free verse
Forgive me please and don't berate
My dismal voice when I narrate,
The many poems I've written well,
To bring to you my tale to tell.
I like to write my thoughts in rhyme
And find I have an easy time,
To form each stanza with a flow;
My words go smoothly to and fro.
Then comes the time to say aloud,
The words composed to a small crowd.
My voice will crack with croaks and gasps:
A rusty gate, it swings and rasps.
New England twang with words that clip,
Come squirming through my palsied lips.
I envy Brits posh english speech.
Their phonics cannot be impeached.
I practice lines a hundred times,
Until they sound just barely fine.
Then try and try and try again,
But still I reach that faltered end.
So bare with me in my attempt,
To narrate words in voice unkempt.
I'll forge ahead and not give up,
To spout my spiel and fill your cup.
In penning this, yet speaking that;
It's better left where it was at.
On pages written to be read
And not aloud with angst and dread.
Categories:
impeached, poetry, sound, spoken word,
Form:
Rhyme
~On Pike’s Peak in moonlight as fog lifted,
the maiden of gloom appeared on her broom,
this witch I saw her as her dress drifted,
with multi colored socks and face filled pocks.
~The maiden of gloom appeared on her broom,
she did screech, “Aren’t I a great beauty’s peach?”
With multi colored socks, and face filled pocks,
I impeached gruesome, eerie, ugly, wench .
~She did screech, “Aren’t I a great beauty’s peach?”
I said, “Return to east, you gruesome beast!"
I impeached gruesome, eerie, ugly, wench,
as she wickedly danced the moonlit glen.
~I said, “Return to east, you gruesome beast!”
She hissed and she retorted , “I’m a beauty!”
As she wickedly dance the moonlit glen,
she hissed, she squawked, in the moonlight she mocked.
~She hissed and she retorted, "I'm a beauty!"
This witch I saw her, as her dress drifted,
she hissed, she squawked, in the moonlight she mocked,
on Pike's Peak, in moonlight, as fog lifted.
For and in Honor of Paula Swanson
And Contest: Back to Back
Categories:
impeached, funny
Form:
Pantoum
My love’s sole parts I’ll never itemize,
To hack and chop proves meet for butcher’s meat,
And corpses, coroners anatomize.
Why part my sweet when each sole part’s unsweet?
Remove a piece, and make a saint a beast,
Their nothingness proves unsubscribable.
Completes all peace, my love’s an always feast,
Her everything proves indescribable.
But perjury to swear against my actions!
My poems partly catalog her portions.
What mean I now to fear component fractions?
The truth's impeached to live with freed distortions.
My whole life’s dead if when I try her heart,
With soulless dread I prove I’m not a part.
Categories:
impeached, love,
Form:
Sonnet
Old Man Biden
Dat old Joe Biden
He must know somethin
But seems like nothin
But he keeps rollin
He Keeps on rollin along
Old man Biden
dat old man Biden
While country’s slidin
He stays in hidin
He keeps on stumbling
He keeps on bumbling along
His best advice is
To find a crisis
Like climate change or
Some ‘viralitis’
With this malarkey
Then his autarchy goes on
You may work hard
With sweat and strain
Then make a little money
And you get the blame
But stay at home
In feckless glee
Or walk across the border
Get it all for free
When he starts speakin
Your brain starts freakin
Mind in absentia
Could it be dementia
We took our gambles
Now he just rambles along
Be he impeached
Or he be beseeched
To vacate his space
Look what takes his place!
So let old gone Joe
Let Old Sleepy Joe
Just keep on rollin along
Categories:
impeached, allusion, political,
Form:
Ballad
Several things I've been pondering for a while,
None of them have given me reason to smile.
but I'll only reference two of them for now...
Those I've included leave me with furrowed brow.
* * * *
I tried not think about Trump, but his following confounds me beyond belief.
He's like a whale, floundering ashore, beached.
He ruined America when its democracy he breached.
How can people believe the big lie that he preached?
The only sad conclusion that I have finally reached
is to lock up the moron who was twice impeached.
He vowed to "Make America Great Again," but
the only greatness he sought was power and glut.
Anger displayed by a red tie flapping over his gut.
This foul-mouthed dissembler keeps belching smut.
Not President material. He should stick to putt-putt.
* * * *
What in the heck is a "Premium Choice" Contest,
and what makes it different from all of the rest?
These two questions I've not yet seen addressed,
and although I tried to keep my inquiry suppressed,
I ask with all seriousness as a request and behest.
Is there some reason unbeknownst to some of us
why the term 'Premium Choice' is used. Is it nonplus?
To me it seems to be rather vain and superfluous
to place such importance on a contest, and thus,
is it so hush, hush that no one wants to discuss?
* * * *
As pondering things go, I have a whole lot more,
but I don't want to be considered a suffering bore.
Perhaps another time I will open my mind's door
to invite you in to learn my thoughts with candor.
Now, I'll say 'Adieu." and drop the mic on the floor.
Categories:
impeached, perspective,
Form:
Monorhyme
When midnight tides impeach my chamber door
And clot to rot the splint no flood can pass,
By thrashing currents, shocked, I drift ashore -
An endless stroke of pain where grains are glass;
If day has ever been, then sun collapsed,
Where darkness blindly carves relentless sight;
There is no spectrum here, as time elapsed
Itself renews in everlasting white.
But yet I walk in search of something blurred,
Aware my feet have bled the ocean red,
Without the use of eyes to chase what’s heard -
A promise broken when its maker fled:
Though nothing new, my heart beats borrowed blue,
When lies impeached were wives that said, ‘I do’.
11/29/2018
Submitted for: The Colour of My Heart
Sponsored by: John Hamilton
Categories:
impeached, divorce,
Form:
Sonnet
Hard of Hearing
President was hard of hearing and to be reached
Would perfect solution be to have him impeached
Thank goodness a President we only have one
Who enough damage to our country has done.
Maybe he should be replaced by a Democrat
That from our fair land won't live off of the fat
And many past programs he highly refuted
Wanting to make all things equally distributed.
What if we were to equally spread our wealth
And economy how would it affect our health
But President another problem contemplated
Must make everyone become highly motivated.
No we have a lot and many more millionaires
When our economy to others you do compare
American one is now completely out of sight
Why people love living here day and night.
What happens if you remove the ammunition
Result will be taking away all the motivation
And why should our differences be despised
Equal distribution is what must be realized.
James Thomas Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet
Categories:
impeached, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Couplet
Tumble leaves; fall,
golden red and yellow streaks:
a leaf's farthest reach...
Calico clouds, glow:
beauty's limit impeached,
shift and shade as seas...
Sun seasons life's taste,
autumn, encirc'ling in space:
winter's promise; chased...
Categories:
impeached, autumn,
Form:
Haiku
WE HAVE AN"IDEA ABOUT BEING "FAIR"! WE STAND AGAINST BIGOTRY,HATE,RACISM,ETHINIC CLEASINING,FACISM,AND ANY FORM OF "HATE" AGAINST A "FELLOW HUMAN BEING"!!! WHO SHOULD BE CONVICTED OF NOT STANDING AGAINST RACISM AND "HATE"? THOSE WHO DO NOT STAND AGAINST RACISM VERBALLY AND SAY IT IS A ENEMY OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA SHOULD BE BARRED FROM HOLDING ANYKIND OF PUBLIC OFFICE. CAN THIS BE THE POEM THAT WILL "EXONERATE" OR CONVICT "PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP,AND HELP HIM TO BE IMPEACHED FOR TRYING TO DIVIDE THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA? IMPEACHMENT: YES? NO? DEMOCRACY SAVED THROUGH THE GRACE OF THE LORD GOD ALMIGHTY! THOSE IN MOST DEMOCRATIC SOCIETIES "LOVE "DEMOCRACY"!!!!DEMOCRACY "TEACHES"
AND TEACHES OVER,AND OVER AGAIN THAT 'US'......"ALL" KNOW......NO MATTER WHAT OUR RACE,COLOR,OR CREED,WE ARE "VERY MUCH VALUED"BY A DEMOCRATIC SOCIETY!!!! DEMOCRACY HAS MOST OF "THE POWER" TO SUCCEED,AND BRING ABOUT PROSPERITY IN THE POOREST FAMILY THAT IS IN NEED!WHOM ADVISED DONALD TRUMP TO CUT BACK ON SCHOOL TEACHERS,AND "EDUCATING IN OUR DEMOCRATIC NATION?WAS IT A CRIMINAL WHOM DONALD TRUMP EMPLOYED?DEMOCRACY'S GOAL IS ONLY TO PLEASE ALL OF THE RACES THAT IT IS COMPOSED OF,AND HAS COME TOGETHER TO MAKE THIS PLACE "THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA""". THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA IS "EVERY "RACE"!!!! CAN CHINA SAY THAT? LET US LOVE. DO NOT BE AFRAID OF LOVING TO MUCH. LOVE IS THE FULFILLING OF THE LAW!!DEMOCRACY FULFILLS A NEED TO PLEASE ITS PEOPLE WHOM DEMOCRACY REPRESENTS!!! DEMOCRACY DELIVERS "IMPEACHMENT WITH PUNISHMENT FOR THOSE WHO WILL NOT STAND AGAINST BIGOTRY,RACISM,HATRED,ETHINIC CLEANING!!! IMPEACHMENT IS THE JUSTICE FOR THE MAN WHO WILL NOT STAND AGAINST RACISM,HATRED,DISCRIMINATIUON ,AND IS IN A LEADERSHIP POSITION. LOVE,FRIENDSHIP,PASSION,EMPATHY MUST CONTINUE TO BE THE BUILDING BLOCK FOR ANY DEMOCRACY,ALONG WITH JUSTICE!WHO IS A PAWN ,AND WILL NOT STAND AGAINST RACISM,BIGOTRY,HATRED,AND IS IN A LEADERSHIP POSITION? PRAY! AMEN.
Categories:
impeached, 12th grade, 1st grade,
Form:
Prose
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
A large Turtle sits on a beach watching the light reflecting off the sea
This Turtle swims in the ocean and sometimes he stops to eat
Slowly he goes about his business with no great questions or answers to complete
He is at peace with the world and the world has no conclusions to possibly reach
He is however part of this world in which a turtle could not possibly answer to be impeached
Yet no accountability is any defence in a court of law to find a person guilty or breach
But again and again in my mind Mutant Ninja Turtles contradict this idealistic beseech
I want to be sure that in no way shape or form a Turtle could be colluded into becoming a member of an Italian Mutant Ninja Turtle group on a beach.
Categories:
impeached, art,
Form:
Impeached, indicted, discredited, expunged,
Forsaken and little short of being hanged,
Does the punishment truly fit the crime,
Inciting sedition and for that I need do time?
Are they crazy or simply deaf,
Do they think I work for UNICEF,,
A do-gooder, a kind hearted soul,
The kind of man to pigeonhole?
I'm a maverick, a crusader at heart,
The one to lead, feats to start,
I change the world it doesn't change me,
I push and I pull, won't let things just be.
So someone please tell me where I went wrong,
Was I not trusted to be valiant and strong,
To Shake the tree, purge that swamp,
On bureaucracy and waste simply stomp?
Build the country, cut to the chase,
Squash every foe, win every race,
And now what, have I've gone too far,
Plunging to earth like a falling star?
Give me a break, cut me some slack,
I did a great job, the country's on track,
Save for this Covid all would be fine
All other Presidents would I outshine.
Don't undervalue, don't underrate
I'm the one man you can't just abate,
Count me out at your peril, think I’ll retire,
For those that have crossed me, their future is dire.
Categories:
impeached, anxiety, goodbye, humor, parody,
Form:
Quatrain
The lines were too dead for urgency
The shaman couldn't be reached
The celebration is an emergency,
My heart was finally breached.
The crime scene, darker, meaner, time slower,
A pandemonium should have happened there
But it was outside, and my line was dead
Or it was just this party has no power,
The ghouls tried while I had a spinning head.
The call was nearer, clearer, the light brighter
The master could be easily reached
The place, better, cleaner, safer, prettier
The celebration couldn't be impeached.
The garden with lights that forever burn
Welcomes me with songs of joy,
I can fly now, I giggle in my every turn
Here, I don't need a kind of toy,
One last look..Tears. I will never return.
January 11, 2017, bestrevolver.
Categories:
impeached, abuse, angel, baby, betrayal,
Form: