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Lullaby For Sleepy Joe

Old Man  Biden
Dat old Joe Biden
He must know somethin
But seems like nothin
But he keeps rollin 
He Keeps on rollin along

Old man Biden 
dat old man Biden
While country’s slidin
He stays in hidin
He keeps on stumbling
He keeps on bumbling along

His best advice is 
To find a crisis
Like climate change or
Some ‘viralitis’
With this malarkey
Then his autarchy goes on

You may work hard
With sweat and strain
Then make a little money
And you get the blame
But stay at home
In feckless glee
Or walk across the border
Get it all for free

When he starts speakin 
Your brain starts freakin
Mind in absentia
Could it be dementia
We took our gambles 
Now he just rambles along

Be he impeached
Or he be beseeched
To vacate his space
Look what takes his place!
So let old gone Joe
Let Old Sleepy Joe
Just keep on rollin along

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Gershon Wolf

Date: 1/7/2022 1:16:00 PM

hahaha! Yes, indeed: Look what takes his place. Hope Old Joe can make another three years... Of course, then what?!

Geoffrey Brewer
Date: 1/8/2022 1:26:00 AM

So count our blessings - one…..,,, Blessings on you, Gershon.

L. J. Carber

Date: 1/3/2022 10:59:00 AM

Careful Geoff, unlike Britain, we have a very powerful PC Police here in the States--and they cancel people! without even a trial! But yeah, if Sleepy Joe goes, we go from the frying pan into the fire-- and how in Hades did we ever get to this point? Abe, Tommy J., Big George--all must be rolling over in their graves....

Geoffrey Brewer
Date: 1/8/2022 1:24:00 AM

Still, it can only get better - unless…. Thanks Len.

Joe Dimino

Date: 12/31/2021 5:39:00 AM

Brilliant. He makes for good Comedy, but the joke America is becoming, will leave the world at the mercy of tyrannical clowns. There is no coming back once America falls. China owns the Bidens and Clintons. Russia has ample shares. Soros is a powerful puppet-maker. God help us, because apparently the people are too stupid to help themselves. Your pal, Joe. Here on the Front-line.

Geoffrey Brewer
Date: 1/2/2022 6:57:00 AM

Fight the good fight, Joe. Although a Brit, I still see the USA as the best hope for the world.

P.S. Awtry

Date: 12/30/2021 3:08:00 PM

Funny I thought when Obama chose Biden as VP it was job security… and when Biden picked Harris I think it was the same strategy. Enjoyed this from the title onward! Expect his defense team to weigh in soon ;) -ps

Geoffrey Brewer
Date: 12/30/2021 5:40:00 PM

Now it makes sense! The ‘could be worse!’ strategy. Brilliant observation, PS. Machiavellian politics hidden under apparent dumb stupidity! Thank you so much.