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Best Hurty Poems

Below are the all-time best Hurty poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of hurty poems written by PoetrySoup members


Hurty Halloween
I eat one more I will be sure to puke.
Almond no joy to me no more, no more
The kids re-gift each one to me for...

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Categories: hurty, sick, silly,
Form: Iambic Pentameter



Premium Member Unsheath Your Sword
I share my house with two small boys,
Who’ve wearied of construction toys
and bicycles and felt-tip pens,
And simply want to FIGHT LIKE MEN!
And so, all though...

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Categories: hurty, children, fun, games, my children,
Form: Rhyme
Your Mom After a Rough Night
I'm in the diner uptown, sitting around, b.s. ing with Teddy. Don't just stand there and say nothing to me, I got a hangover like...

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Categories: hurty, fun, humorous, math,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member HE'S A REAL PAIN
A dental assistant named Bertie 
Found patients could sometimes get shirty 
One annoying old bloke
Would repeat the same joke
His appointment time was 'tooth hurty'

This old...

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Categories: hurty, humorous, irony,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member ROOTING FOR 8 TO 5
This raging toothache is driving me quite mad
I phone the dentist, in such terrible pain
Bad tooth must be extracted by the roots
They have a free...

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Categories: hurty, body, humorous,
Form: Verse



Premium Member OOH THAT HURT
I’m feeling great, I’m fine and dandy
So I treat myself to a sticky candy
I pop it in my mouth, start to suck
all of a sudden...

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Categories: hurty, health, humorous,
Form: Rhyme