Best Hurty Poems
Below are the all-time best Hurty poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of hurty poems written by PoetrySoup members
hurty, sick, silly,
I eat one more I will be sure to puke.
Almond no joy to me no more, no more
The kids re-gift each one to me for...
Unsheath Your Sword
hurty, children, fun, games, my children,
I share my house with two small boys,
Who’ve wearied of construction toys
and bicycles and felt-tip pens,
And simply want to FIGHT LIKE MEN!
And so, all though...
Your Mom After a Rough Night
hurty, fun, humorous, math,
I'm in the diner uptown, sitting around, b.s. ing with Teddy. Don't just stand there and say nothing to me, I got a hangover like...
HE'S A REAL PAIN
hurty, humorous, irony,
A dental assistant named Bertie
Found patients could sometimes get shirty
One annoying old bloke
Would repeat the same joke
His appointment time was 'tooth hurty'
ROOTING FOR 8 TO 5
hurty, body, humorous,
This raging toothache is driving me quite mad
I phone the dentist, in such terrible pain
Bad tooth must be extracted by the roots
They have a free...
OOH THAT HURT
hurty, health, humorous,
I’m feeling great, I’m fine and dandy
So I treat myself to a sticky candy
I pop it in my mouth, start to suck
all of a sudden...