Best Hurty Poems
Below are the all-time best Hurty poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of hurty poems written by PoetrySoup members
Hurty HalloweenI eat one more I will be sure to puke.
Almond no joy to me no more, no more
The kids re-gift each one to me for...
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Categories:
hurty, sick, silly,
Form:
Iambic Pentameter
He's a Real PainA dental assistant named Bertie
Found patients could sometimes get shirty
One annoying old bloke
Would repeat the same joke
His appointment time was 'tooth hurty'
This old...
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Categories:
hurty, humorous, irony,
Form:
Limerick
Your Mom After a Rough NightI'm in the diner uptown, sitting around, b.s. ing with Teddy. Don't just stand there and say nothing to me, I got a hangover like...
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Categories:
hurty, fun, humorous, math,
Form:
Free verse
Teething Troubles - Scared Witless - Warning Contains HumourThe dentist’s poised wearing his gown
I’m anxious, my face wears a frown
He’ll pull out my tooth
(Assisted by Ruth)
I’m thankful my panties are brown!
He powered up...
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Categories:
hurty, health, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
A Most Mammorable BirthdayMy mammogram is due today
Twill be mammorable, I’ll say
Both boobies will hurty,
When squashed at 1.30,
Oh bother it’s on my birthday!
I’ll stand at the booby machine,
It...
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Categories:
hurty, birthday, health, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Rooting For 8 To 5This raging toothache is driving me quite mad
I phone the dentist, in such terrible pain
Bad tooth must be extracted by the roots
They have a free...
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Categories:
hurty, body, humorous,
Form:
Verse
Doggerel IiDoggerel II: Doggerel about Doggerel, or, More Nonsense Verse
The Board
by Michael R. Burch
Accessible rhyme is never good.
The penalty is understood:
soft titters from dark board rooms...
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Categories:
hurty, animal, dog, humor, humorous,
Form:
Light Verse
Limericks Viii - a Bit RisqueLimericks VIII plus one Lead-In Poem
Updated Advice to Amorous Bachelors
by Michael R. Burch
At six-thirty,
feeling flirty,
I put on the hurdy-gurdy ...
But Ms. Purdy,
all alert-y,
kicked me where...
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Categories:
hurty, hilarious, humor, humorous, romance,
Form:
Limerick
Ooh That HurtI’m feeling great, I’m fine and dandy
So I treat myself to a sticky candy
I pop it in my mouth, start to suck
all of a sudden...
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Categories:
hurty, health, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
The Bachelor SpectacularThe Bachelor Spectacular
by Michael R. Burch
One heart? Tossed aside.
The other? A bride’s.
In all his great wisdom, the bachelor decides.
Eeenie, mean-ie, mine-y, mo’,
one gal must stay...
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Categories:
hurty, engagement, funny love, heartbreak,
Form:
Verse
Erotic Poems IErotic Poems I
Less Heroic Couplets: Marketing 101
by Michael R. Burch
Building her brand, she disrobes,
naked, except for her earlobes.
Erotic Errata
by Michael R. Burch
I didn’t mean to...
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Categories:
hurty, body, clothes, desire, love,
Form:
Rhyme
Sweet CoralineYou were dealt a bad hand
Cancer was never grand
The day you turned thirty
The call came in ten times the hurty
You were quite brave...
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Categories:
hurty, bereavement, cancer, death,
Form:
Free verse