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He's a Real Pain

A dental assistant named Bertie 
Found patients could sometimes get shirty 
One annoying old bloke
Would repeat the same joke
His appointment time was 'tooth hurty'

This old joke drove Bertie insane
Still he laughed at it once again
But the dental staff
Had the biggest laugh -
This gentleman’s surname was Payne!

06~08~17

Copyright © Jan Allison | Year Posted 2017

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Jack Horne Date: 6/15/2017 3:11:00 PM LOL, I grin every time I visit Soup & see you've written some limericks - I know I'll get a laugh & I'm never disappointed xx Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 6/15/2017 3:15:00 PM Aww thanks Jack I intend to put a lot of my funny soup poems into a humour book. I hope I bring a little light hearted fun to people with my silly poems and make them forget about their worries for a while - Hubby went to the dentist today I should have printed the poem out for them lol:-) hugs jan xx

Eric Boddie Date: 6/10/2017 3:22:00 PM this is just a warning....you dont want to reach tooth hurty in the morning....because you wont be able to sleep....and PAIN, you will surely keep....so PLEASE brush your teeth like it's relentless....you dont have to take my word, my frat brother is a dentist....lol....you keep me laughing jan....;) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 6/10/2017 5:57:00 PM Oh yes brushing is so important Eric - I am sure dentists often hear the tooth hurty joke:-) hugs jan xx

Stephen Pennell Date: 6/10/2017 10:39:00 AM another jan pearl stephen :-) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 6/10/2017 2:47:00 PM Thanks Stephen:-) I woke with the first limerick in my head then decided to do a follow up - i just find the limerick form so easy to write:-) hugs Jan xx

Jean Murray Date: 6/10/2017 7:54:00 AM Now I'm laughing too Jan. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 6/10/2017 8:00:00 AM Thanks Jean:-) hugs Jan xx

Joseph May Date: 6/10/2017 7:26:00 AM No jokes will numb his pain!...lol..Nicely done Jan Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 6/10/2017 7:59:00 AM Thanks Jospeh:-) hugs Jan xx

Heidi Sands Date: 6/9/2017 6:17:00 PM Cute and funny Jan ! LOL :) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 6/10/2017 4:01:00 AM Thanks Heidi:-) hugs Jan xx

Barry Stebbings Date: 6/9/2017 1:10:00 PM Ha, ha, very good, Jan. // Barry Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 6/9/2017 5:07:00 PM cheers Barry:-) hugs Jan xx

Lim'Rik Flats Date: 6/9/2017 8:08:00 AM GOTD! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 6/9/2017 12:43:00 PM aww thanks John:-) hugs jan xx

Robert Pettit Date: 6/9/2017 4:43:00 AM A cute double limerick Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 6/9/2017 12:44:00 PM Thanks Robert I woke up with the first one in my head and then thought I would do a follow up poem too:-) hugs jan xx

Darren White Date: 6/9/2017 4:42:00 AM Payne in the proverbial....... LOL Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 6/9/2017 12:44:00 PM lol:-) hugs jan xx

Arthur Vaso Date: 6/8/2017 11:24:00 PM That is so funny, but it also rhymes so well!!! so very well written! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 6/9/2017 12:45:00 PM I don't think I will ever change my style Arthur, I just try to make folks smile with my silly poems:-) hugs Jan xx

Charlie Smith Date: 6/8/2017 9:25:00 PM Funny stuff Jan, thanks for the laugh... Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 6/9/2017 12:49:00 PM Thanks Charlie:-) hugs Jan xx

Ilene Bauer Date: 6/8/2017 4:29:00 PM ha! very amusing, jan! i enjoyed... Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 6/9/2017 12:49:00 PM Thanks Ilene:-) hugs jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen Date: 6/8/2017 1:00:00 PM - Super fun, Jan :) - A good laughter prolongs life - for those under 70 ... after the age of 70, the effect fades - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 6/9/2017 12:50:00 PM Thanks Anne Lise I do try and make folks smile with my silly poems:-) hugs Jan xx

Lenna Walker Date: 6/8/2017 11:27:00 AM lol Jan, too funny... enjoyed the laugh :) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 6/9/2017 12:50:00 PM cheers Lenna:-) hugs jan xx

Daniel Turner Date: 6/8/2017 10:55:00 AM This is a very funny limerick, Jan. Thanks for the laugh:) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 6/9/2017 12:51:00 PM Thanks Daniel, its lovely to see you back again:-) hugs jan xx

Tim Smith Date: 6/8/2017 10:12:00 AM Haha Jan...a real payne in the arse Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 6/9/2017 12:51:00 PM lol Tim:-) hugs jan xx

Carrie Richards Date: 6/8/2017 9:50:00 AM You have the best sense of humor !! We can always count on reading a smile !! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 6/9/2017 12:52:00 PM I try and write with humour and make folks smile:-) hugs jan xx

Dale Gregory Cozart Date: 6/8/2017 9:48:00 AM very funny as usual. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 6/9/2017 12:52:00 PM Cheers Dale:-) hugs jan xx

Lin Lane Date: 6/8/2017 9:36:00 AM This is Jan being Jan at her humorous best. ;-) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 6/9/2017 12:53:00 PM Thanks Lin:-) hugs Jan xx

Chris Green Date: 6/8/2017 9:35:00 AM This was funny. You couldn't drag me into a dentist named Payne. No way. : ) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 6/9/2017 12:53:00 PM cheers Chris:-) hugs jan xx