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A dental assistant named Bertie Found patients could sometimes get shirty One annoying old bloke Would repeat the same joke His appointment time was 'tooth hurty' This old joke drove Bertie insane Still he laughed at it once again But the dental staff Had the biggest laugh - This gentleman’s surname was Payne! 06~08~17

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Jack Horne

Date: 6/15/2017 3:11:00 PM

LOL, I grin every time I visit Soup & see you've written some limericks - I know I'll get a laugh & I'm never disappointed xx

Jan Allison
Date: 6/15/2017 3:15:00 PM

Aww thanks Jack I intend to put a lot of my funny soup poems into a humour book. I hope I bring a little light hearted fun to people with my silly poems and make them forget about their worries for a while - Hubby went to the dentist today I should have printed the poem out for them lol:-) hugs jan xx

Eric Boddie

Date: 6/10/2017 3:22:00 PM

this is just a warning....you dont want to reach tooth hurty in the morning....because you wont be able to sleep....and PAIN, you will surely keep....so PLEASE brush your teeth like it's relentless....you dont have to take my word, my frat brother is a dentist....lol....you keep me laughing jan....;)

Jan Allison
Date: 6/10/2017 5:57:00 PM

Oh yes brushing is so important Eric - I am sure dentists often hear the tooth hurty joke:-) hugs jan xx

Stephen Pennell

Date: 6/10/2017 10:39:00 AM

another jan pearl stephen :-)

Jan Allison
Date: 6/10/2017 2:47:00 PM

Thanks Stephen:-) I woke with the first limerick in my head then decided to do a follow up - i just find the limerick form so easy to write:-) hugs Jan xx

Jean Murray

Date: 6/10/2017 7:54:00 AM

Now I'm laughing too Jan.

Jan Allison
Date: 6/10/2017 8:00:00 AM

Thanks Jean:-) hugs Jan xx

Joseph May

Date: 6/10/2017 7:26:00 AM

No jokes will numb his pain!...lol..Nicely done Jan

Jan Allison
Date: 6/10/2017 7:59:00 AM

Thanks Jospeh:-) hugs Jan xx

Heidi Sands

Date: 6/9/2017 6:17:00 PM

Cute and funny Jan ! LOL :)

Jan Allison
Date: 6/10/2017 4:01:00 AM

Thanks Heidi:-) hugs Jan xx

Barry Stebbings

Date: 6/9/2017 1:10:00 PM

Ha, ha, very good, Jan. // Barry

Jan Allison
Date: 6/9/2017 5:07:00 PM

cheers Barry:-) hugs Jan xx

Lim'Rik Flats

Date: 6/9/2017 8:08:00 AM

GOTD!

Jan Allison
Date: 6/9/2017 12:43:00 PM

aww thanks John:-) hugs jan xx

Robert Pettit

Date: 6/9/2017 4:43:00 AM

A cute double limerick

Jan Allison
Date: 6/9/2017 12:44:00 PM

Thanks Robert I woke up with the first one in my head and then thought I would do a follow up poem too:-) hugs jan xx

Darren White

Date: 6/9/2017 4:42:00 AM

Payne in the proverbial....... LOL

Jan Allison
Date: 6/9/2017 12:44:00 PM

lol:-) hugs jan xx

Arthur Vaso

Date: 6/8/2017 11:24:00 PM

That is so funny, but it also rhymes so well!!! so very well written!

Jan Allison
Date: 6/9/2017 12:45:00 PM

I don't think I will ever change my style Arthur, I just try to make folks smile with my silly poems:-) hugs Jan xx

Charlie Smith

Date: 6/8/2017 9:25:00 PM

Funny stuff Jan, thanks for the laugh...

Jan Allison
Date: 6/9/2017 12:49:00 PM

Thanks Charlie:-) hugs Jan xx

Ilene Bauer

Date: 6/8/2017 4:29:00 PM

ha! very amusing, jan! i enjoyed...

Jan Allison
Date: 6/9/2017 12:49:00 PM

Thanks Ilene:-) hugs jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 6/8/2017 1:00:00 PM

- Super fun, Jan :) - A good laughter prolongs life - for those under 70 ... after the age of 70, the effect fades - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Jan Allison
Date: 6/9/2017 12:50:00 PM

Thanks Anne Lise I do try and make folks smile with my silly poems:-) hugs Jan xx

Lenna Walker

Date: 6/8/2017 11:27:00 AM

lol Jan, too funny... enjoyed the laugh :)

Jan Allison
Date: 6/9/2017 12:50:00 PM

cheers Lenna:-) hugs jan xx

Daniel Turner

Date: 6/8/2017 10:55:00 AM

This is a very funny limerick, Jan. Thanks for the laugh:)

Jan Allison
Date: 6/9/2017 12:51:00 PM

Thanks Daniel, its lovely to see you back again:-) hugs jan xx

Tim Smith

Date: 6/8/2017 10:12:00 AM

Haha Jan...a real payne in the arse

Jan Allison
Date: 6/9/2017 12:51:00 PM

lol Tim:-) hugs jan xx

Carrie Richards

Date: 6/8/2017 9:50:00 AM

You have the best sense of humor !! We can always count on reading a smile !!

Jan Allison
Date: 6/9/2017 12:52:00 PM

I try and write with humour and make folks smile:-) hugs jan xx

Dale Gregory Cozart

Date: 6/8/2017 9:48:00 AM

very funny as usual.

Jan Allison
Date: 6/9/2017 12:52:00 PM

Cheers Dale:-) hugs jan xx

Lin Lane

Date: 6/8/2017 9:36:00 AM

This is Jan being Jan at her humorous best. ;-)

Jan Allison
Date: 6/9/2017 12:53:00 PM

Thanks Lin:-) hugs Jan xx

Chris Green

Date: 6/8/2017 9:35:00 AM

This was funny. You couldn't drag me into a dentist named Payne. No way. : )

Jan Allison
Date: 6/9/2017 12:53:00 PM

cheers Chris:-) hugs jan xx