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He's a Real Pain

A dental assistant named Bertie 
Found patients could sometimes get shirty 
One annoying old bloke
Would repeat the same joke
His appointment time was 'tooth hurty'

This old joke drove Bertie insane
Still he laughed at it once again
But the dental staff
Had the biggest laugh -
This gentleman’s surname was Payne!

06~08~17

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Jack Horne June 15, 2017 at 3:11 PM LOL, I grin every time I visit Soup & see you've written some limericks - I know I'll get a laugh & I'm never disappointed xx Jan Allison June 15, 2017 at 3:15 PM Aww thanks Jack I intend to put a lot of my funny soup poems into a humour book. I hope I bring a little light hearted fun to people with my silly poems and make them forget about their worries for a while - Hubby went to the dentist today I should have printed the poem out for them lol:-) hugs jan xx

Eric Boddie June 10, 2017 at 3:22 PM this is just a warning....you dont want to reach tooth hurty in the morning....because you wont be able to sleep....and PAIN, you will surely keep....so PLEASE brush your teeth like it's relentless....you dont have to take my word, my frat brother is a dentist....lol....you keep me laughing jan....;) Jan Allison June 10, 2017 at 5:57 PM Oh yes brushing is so important Eric - I am sure dentists often hear the tooth hurty joke:-) hugs jan xx

Stephen Pennell June 10, 2017 at 10:39 AM another jan pearl stephen :-) Jan Allison June 10, 2017 at 2:47 PM Thanks Stephen:-) I woke with the first limerick in my head then decided to do a follow up - i just find the limerick form so easy to write:-) hugs Jan xx

Jean Murray June 10, 2017 at 7:54 AM Now I'm laughing too Jan. Jan Allison June 10, 2017 at 8:00 AM Thanks Jean:-) hugs Jan xx

Joseph May June 10, 2017 at 7:26 AM No jokes will numb his pain!...lol..Nicely done Jan Jan Allison June 10, 2017 at 7:59 AM Thanks Jospeh:-) hugs Jan xx

Heidi Sands June 9, 2017 at 6:17 PM Cute and funny Jan ! LOL :) Jan Allison June 10, 2017 at 4:01 AM Thanks Heidi:-) hugs Jan xx

Barry Stebbings June 9, 2017 at 1:10 PM Ha, ha, very good, Jan. // Barry Jan Allison June 9, 2017 at 5:07 PM cheers Barry:-) hugs Jan xx

Lim'Rik Flats June 9, 2017 at 8:08 AM GOTD! Jan Allison June 9, 2017 at 12:43 PM aww thanks John:-) hugs jan xx

Robert Pettit June 9, 2017 at 4:43 AM A cute double limerick Jan Allison June 9, 2017 at 12:44 PM Thanks Robert I woke up with the first one in my head and then thought I would do a follow up poem too:-) hugs jan xx

Darren White June 9, 2017 at 4:42 AM Payne in the proverbial....... LOL Jan Allison June 9, 2017 at 12:44 PM lol:-) hugs jan xx

Arthur Vaso June 8, 2017 at 11:24 PM That is so funny, but it also rhymes so well!!! so very well written! Jan Allison June 9, 2017 at 12:45 PM I don't think I will ever change my style Arthur, I just try to make folks smile with my silly poems:-) hugs Jan xx

Charlie Smith June 8, 2017 at 9:25 PM Funny stuff Jan, thanks for the laugh... Jan Allison June 9, 2017 at 12:49 PM Thanks Charlie:-) hugs Jan xx

Ilene Bauer June 8, 2017 at 4:29 PM ha! very amusing, jan! i enjoyed... Jan Allison June 9, 2017 at 12:49 PM Thanks Ilene:-) hugs jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen June 8, 2017 at 1:00 PM - Super fun, Jan :) - A good laughter prolongs life - for those under 70 ... after the age of 70, the effect fades - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Jan Allison June 9, 2017 at 12:50 PM Thanks Anne Lise I do try and make folks smile with my silly poems:-) hugs Jan xx

Lenna Walker June 8, 2017 at 11:27 AM lol Jan, too funny... enjoyed the laugh :) Jan Allison June 9, 2017 at 12:50 PM cheers Lenna:-) hugs jan xx

Daniel Turner June 8, 2017 at 10:55 AM This is a very funny limerick, Jan. Thanks for the laugh:) Jan Allison June 9, 2017 at 12:51 PM Thanks Daniel, its lovely to see you back again:-) hugs jan xx

Tim Smith June 8, 2017 at 10:12 AM Haha Jan...a real payne in the arse Jan Allison June 9, 2017 at 12:51 PM lol Tim:-) hugs jan xx

Carrie Richards June 8, 2017 at 9:50 AM You have the best sense of humor !! We can always count on reading a smile !! Jan Allison June 9, 2017 at 12:52 PM I try and write with humour and make folks smile:-) hugs jan xx

Dale Gregory Cozart June 8, 2017 at 9:48 AM very funny as usual. Jan Allison June 9, 2017 at 12:52 PM Cheers Dale:-) hugs jan xx

Lin Lane June 8, 2017 at 9:36 AM This is Jan being Jan at her humorous best. ;-) Jan Allison June 9, 2017 at 12:53 PM Thanks Lin:-) hugs Jan xx

Chris Green June 8, 2017 at 9:35 AM This was funny. You couldn't drag me into a dentist named Payne. No way. : ) Jan Allison June 9, 2017 at 12:53 PM cheers Chris:-) hugs jan xx