Hurty Poems - Poems about Hurty

...Erotic Poems I Less Heroic Couplets: Marketing 101 by Michael R. Burch Building her brand, she disrobes, naked, except for her earlobes. Erotic Errata by Michael R. Burch I didn’t me......Read the rest...

...Limericks VIII plus one Lead-In Poem Updated Advice to Amorous Bachelors by Michael R. Burch At six-thirty, feeling flirty, I put on the hurdy-gurdy ... But Ms. Purdy, all alert-y, ......Read the rest...

...You were dealt a bad hand Cancer was never grand The day you turned thirty The call came in ten times the hurty You were quite brave And new how to behave You said that it was fine That w......Read the rest...

...The dentist’s poised wearing his gown I’m anxious, my face wears a frown He’ll pull out my tooth (Assisted by Ruth) I’m thankful my panties are brown! He powered up his dental dril......Read the rest...

...My mammogram is due today Twill be mammorable, I’ll say Both boobies will hurty, When squashed at 1.30, Oh bother it’s on my birthday! I’ll stand at the booby machine, It clamps......Read the rest...

...Doggerel II: Doggerel about Doggerel, or, More Nonsense Verse The Board by Michael R. Burch Accessible rhyme is never good. The penalty is understood: soft titters from dark board rooms wher......Read the rest...

...The Bachelor Spectacular by Michael R. Burch One heart? Tossed aside. The other? A bride’s. In all his great wisdom, the bachelor decides. Eeenie, mean-ie, mine-y, mo’, one gal must stay an......Read the rest...

...I’m feeling great, I’m fine and dandy So I treat myself to a sticky candy I pop it in my mouth, start to suck all of a sudden my filling comes unstuck! It’s then I learn the sorry t......Read the rest...

...A dental assistant named Bertie Found patients could sometimes get shirty One annoying old bloke Would repeat the same joke His appointment time was 'tooth hurty' This old joke d......Read the rest...

...This raging toothache is driving me quite mad I phone the dentist, in such terrible pain Bad tooth must be extracted by the roots They have a free space at two thirty ‘Tooth hurty’ -......Read the rest...

...I'm in the diner uptown, sitting around, b.s. ing with Teddy. Don't just stand there and say nothing to me, I got a hangover like you wouldn't believe. Pour me, poor me 5/8 of a cup of coffee. It's t......Read the rest...

...I eat one more I will be sure to puke. Almond no joy to me no more, no more The kids re-gift each one to me for free. So eat jus one, jus two, jus four, or ten! An now my belly bomb is set to blo......Read the rest...