Hurty Poems - Poems about Hurty

...Cancel culture is here, with fierce debate. Where a tweet from your past can seal your fate. Some seeking forgiveness, with no chance to explain. While others are shutdown, just cast off in pain. ......

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...Erotic Poems I Marketing 101 by Michael R. Burch Building her brand, she disrobes, naked, except for her earlobes. Erotic Errata by Michael R. Burch I didn’t mean to love you; if I d......

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...Limericks VIII plus one Lead-In Poem Updated Advice to Amorous Bachelors by Michael R. Burch At six-thirty, feeling flirty, I put on the hurdy-gurdy ... But Ms. Purdy, all alert-y, ......

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...You were dealt a bad hand Cancer was never grand The day you turned thirty The call came in ten times the hurty You were quite brave And new how to behave You said that it was fine That w......

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...The dentist’s poised wearing his gown I’m anxious, my face wears a frown He’ll pull out my tooth (Assisted by Ruth) I’m thankful my panties are brown! He powered up his dental dril......

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...My mammogram is due today Twill be mammorable, I’ll say Both boobies will hurty, When squashed at 1.30, Oh bother it’s on my birthday! I’ll stand at the booby machine, It clamps......

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...Doggerel II: Doggerel about Doggerel, or, More Nonsense Verse The Board by Michael R. Burch Accessible rhyme is never good. The penalty is understood: soft titters from dark board rooms wher......

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...The Bachelor Spectacular by Michael R. Burch One heart? Tossed aside. The other? A bride’s. In all his great wisdom, the bachelor decides. Eeenie, mean-ie, mine-y, mo’, one gal must stay an......

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...I’m feeling great, I’m fine and dandy So I treat myself to a sticky candy I pop it in my mouth, start to suck all of a sudden my filling comes unstuck! It’s then I learn the sorry t......

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...A dental assistant named Bertie Found patients could sometimes get shirty One annoying old bloke Would repeat the same joke His appointment time was 'tooth hurty' This old joke d......

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...This raging toothache is driving me quite mad I phone the dentist, in such terrible pain Bad tooth must be extracted by the roots They have a free space at two thirty ‘Tooth hurty’ -......

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...I'm in the diner uptown, sitting around, b.s. ing with Teddy. Don't just stand there and say nothing to me, I got a hangover like you wouldn't believe. Pour me, poor me 5/8 of a cup of coffee. It's t......

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...I eat one more I will be sure to puke. Almond no joy to me no more, no more The kids re-gift each one to me for free. So eat jus one, jus two, jus four, or ten! An now my belly bomb is set to blo......

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