Hurty Poems - Poems about Hurty

Cancel Culture

...Cancel culture is here, with fierce debate.
Where a tweet from your past can seal your fate.
Some seeking forgiveness, with no chance to explain.
While others are shutdown, just cast off in pain.
...

Categories: hurty, engagement, feelings, freedom, giggle,
Form: Rhyme

Erotic Poems I

...Erotic Poems I

Marketing 101
by Michael R. Burch

Building her brand, she disrobes,
naked, except for her earlobes.


Erotic Errata
by Michael R. Burch

I didn’t mean to love you; if I d...

Categories: hurty, body, clothes, desire, love,
Form: Rhyme

Limericks Viii - a Bit Risque

...Limericks VIII plus one Lead-In Poem



Updated Advice to Amorous Bachelors
by Michael R. Burch

At six-thirty,
feeling flirty,
I put on the hurdy-gurdy ...

But Ms. Purdy,
all alert-y,
...

Categories: hurty, hilarious, humor, humorous, romance,
Form: Limerick

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

Sweet Coraline

...You were dealt a bad hand
Cancer was never grand 
The day you turned thirty 
The call came in ten times the hurty
You were quite brave 
And new how to behave 
You said that it was fine 
That w...

Categories: hurty, bereavement, cancer, death,
Form: Free verse

Teething Troubles - Scared Witless - Warning Contains Humour

...The dentist’s poised wearing his gown
I’m anxious, my face wears a frown
He’ll pull out my tooth
(Assisted by Ruth)
I’m thankful my panties are brown!

He powered up his dental dril...

Categories: hurty, health, humorous,
Form: Limerick

A Most Mammorable Birthday

...My mammogram is due today
Twill be mammorable, I’ll say
Both boobies will hurty,
When squashed at 1.30,
Oh bother it’s on my birthday!


I’ll stand at the booby machine,
It clamps...

Categories: hurty, birthday, health, humor,
Form: Limerick

Doggerel Ii

...Doggerel II: Doggerel about Doggerel, or, More Nonsense Verse

The Board
by Michael R. Burch

Accessible rhyme is never good.
The penalty is understood:
soft titters from dark board rooms wher...

Categories: hurty, animal, dog, humor, humorous,
Form: Light Verse

The Bachelor Spectacular

...The Bachelor Spectacular
by Michael R. Burch

One heart? Tossed aside.
The other? A bride’s.
In all his great wisdom, the bachelor decides.

Eeenie, mean-ie, mine-y, mo’,
one gal must stay an...

Categories: hurty, engagement, funny love, heartbreak,
Form: Verse

Ooh That Hurt

...I’m feeling great, I’m fine and dandy
So I treat myself to a sticky candy
I pop it in my mouth, start to suck
all of a sudden my filling comes unstuck!

It’s then I learn the sorry t...

Categories: hurty, health, humorous,
Form: Rhyme

He's a Real Pain

...A dental assistant named Bertie 
Found patients could sometimes get shirty 
One annoying old bloke
Would repeat the same joke
His appointment time was 'tooth hurty'

This old joke d...

Categories: hurty, humorous, irony,
Form: Limerick

Rooting For 8 To 5

...This raging toothache is driving me quite mad
I phone the dentist, in such terrible pain
Bad tooth must be extracted by the roots
They have a free space at two thirty
‘Tooth hurty’  -...

Categories: hurty, body, humorous,
Form: Verse

Your Mom After a Rough Night

...I'm in the diner uptown, sitting around, b.s. ing with Teddy. Don't just stand there and say nothing to me, I got a hangover like you wouldn't believe. Pour me, poor me 5/8 of a cup of coffee. It's t...

Categories: hurty, fun, humorous, math,
Form: Free verse

Hurty Halloween

...I eat one more I will be sure to puke.
Almond no joy to me no more, no more
The kids re-gift each one to me for free.
So eat jus one, jus two, jus four, or ten!
An now my belly bomb is set to blo...

Categories: hurty, sick, silly,
Form: Iambic Pentameter