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Hurty Poems - Poems about Hurty

Hurty Poems - Examples of all types of poems about hurty to share and read. This list of new poems is composed of the works of modern poets of PoetrySoup. Read short, long, best, and famous examples for hurty.

Erotic Poems I
...Erotic Poems I Less Heroic Couplets: Marketing 101 by Michael R. Burch Building her brand, she disrobes, naked, except for her earlobes. Erotic Errata by Michael R. Burch I didn’t me......Read More
Categories: hurty, body, clothes, desire, love,
Form: Rhyme



Limericks Viii - a Bit Risque
...Limericks VIII plus one Lead-In Poem Updated Advice to Amorous Bachelors by Michael R. Burch At six-thirty, feeling flirty, I put on the hurdy-gurdy ... But Ms. Purdy, all alert-y, ......Read More
Categories: hurty, hilarious, humor, humorous, romance,
Form: Limerick
Sweet Coraline
...You were dealt a bad hand Cancer was never grand The day you turned thirty The call came in ten times the hurty You were quite brave And new how to behave You said that it was fine That w......Read More
Categories: hurty, bereavement, cancer, death,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Teething Troubles - Scared Witless - Warning Contains Humour
...The dentist’s poised wearing his gown I’m anxious, my face wears a frown He’ll pull out my tooth (Assisted by Ruth) I’m thankful my panties are brown! He powered up his dental dril......Read More
Categories: hurty, health, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member A Most Mammorable Birthday
...My mammogram is due today Twill be mammorable, I’ll say Both boobies will hurty, When squashed at 1.30, Oh bother it’s on my birthday! I’ll stand at the booby machine, It clamps......Read More
Categories: hurty, birthday, health, humor,
Form: Limerick



Doggerel Ii
...Doggerel II: Doggerel about Doggerel, or, More Nonsense Verse The Board by Michael R. Burch Accessible rhyme is never good. The penalty is understood: soft titters from dark board rooms wher......Read More
Categories: hurty, animal, dog, humor, humorous,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member Ooh That Hurt
...I’m feeling great, I’m fine and dandy So I treat myself to a sticky candy I pop it in my mouth, start to suck all of a sudden my filling comes unstuck! It’s then I learn the sorry t......Read More
Categories: hurty, health, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member He's a Real Pain
...A dental assistant named Bertie Found patients could sometimes get shirty One annoying old bloke Would repeat the same joke His appointment time was 'tooth hurty' This old joke d......Read More
Categories: hurty, humorous, irony,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Rooting For 8 To 5
...This raging toothache is driving me quite mad I phone the dentist, in such terrible pain Bad tooth must be extracted by the roots They have a free space at two thirty ‘Tooth hurty’ -......Read More
Categories: hurty, body, humorous,
Form: Verse
Your Mom After a Rough Night
...I'm in the diner uptown, sitting around, b.s. ing with Teddy. Don't just stand there and say nothing to me, I got a hangover like you wouldn't believe. Pour me, poor me 5/8 of a cup of coffee. It's t......Read More
Categories: hurty, fun, humorous, math,
Form: Free verse
Hurty Halloween
...I eat one more I will be sure to puke. Almond no joy to me no more, no more The kids re-gift each one to me for free. So eat jus one, jus two, jus four, or ten! An now my belly bomb is set to blo......Read More
Categories: hurty, sick, silly,
Form: Iambic Pentameter