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Hurty Halloween

I eat one more I will be sure to puke. Almond no joy to me no more, no more The kids re-gift each one to me for free. So eat jus one, jus two, jus four, or ten! An now my belly bomb is set to blow, oh no, I got to go to fill toilet. How come the young, they can jus eat so much choc'late sugar garbage? The fun for Dad is done the pain is real the gut is broke. I wish I had a nickel for each time I say I ate too much. I would be rich! By chance I live through this stupid insane choc'late attack, I cross my heart an hope to die, I will be smart even reduce horking the pumpkin pie, ehhh, I'll try.

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Bl Devnath

Date: 11/9/2014 6:55:00 AM

Too much is bad, so better to be within limit. Nicely said here with funny style. Loved always, my friend,bl

Dan Helppi
Date: 11/10/2014 10:08:00 PM

Thanks bl

Cona Adams

Date: 11/2/2014 12:32:00 PM

A really fun poem, Dan. Ho boy, can I relate! Why do kids dislike coconut? Unfortunately, I love it.

Dan Helppi
Date: 11/2/2014 4:28:00 PM

Magic bars are a friend of mine, if you haven't had them never try, cause they are just too good to resist. Glad you liked the poem though.

Gary Bateman

Date: 11/1/2014 7:03:00 PM

Dan, I dropped by to check out your latest Halloween write. I enjoyed your piece here very much. Too much candy, chocolate, every time will do it for sure. Best Wishes Always, Gary

Dan Helppi
Date: 11/1/2014 7:35:00 PM

Thanks Gary I appreciate it.

David Meade

Date: 11/1/2014 11:15:00 AM

Tums may become your best friend. Though painful now these precious joyful throwing up moments do go by quickly. My stomach growl for my children daily. All the best my exploding friend -- clear the decks here comes dad!!

Dan Helppi
Date: 11/1/2014 2:43:00 PM

Ha ah

Richard Lamoureux

Date: 11/1/2014 9:49:00 AM

I have resisted this year and my stomach thanks me. This is a good cautionary tale.

Dan Helppi
Date: 11/1/2014 2:42:00 PM

Good to hear Richard.

Paul Callus

Date: 11/1/2014 7:00:00 AM

Hi Dan! Like your humour. The young manage lots of things, but eventually there is a penalty for unhealthy living. // paul

Dan Helppi
Date: 11/1/2014 8:22:00 AM

I wish I could learn by other people's mistakes. That is probably a rare individual.

Jasmine Cruz

Date: 10/31/2014 11:08:00 PM

Thanks Dan you made my night. thanks for sharing this

Dan Helppi
Date: 11/1/2014 8:19:00 AM

You are welcome.

Dorian Petersen Potter

Date: 10/31/2014 10:30:00 PM

This made me chuckled Dan, lol...poor you! Oh boy, that's not fun at all. Hope you really fine by now. Nice Poem! Yes candies in excess can hurt tummies in many ways. Take care! ;) xxxx D.

Dan Helppi
Date: 11/1/2014 8:19:00 AM

Thanks Dorian, I am much better this morning.