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Enter Poem or Quote (Required)Required Limericks VIII plus one Lead-In Poem Updated Advice to Amorous Bachelors by Michael R. Burch At six-thirty, feeling flirty, I put on the hurdy-gurdy ... But Ms. Purdy, all alert-y, kicked me where I’m sore and hurty. The moral of my story? To avoid a fate as gory, flirt with gals a bit more whore-y! Mating Calls by Michael R. Burch 1. Nine-thirty? Feeling flirty (and, indeed, a bit dirty), I decided to ring prudish Eleanor Purdy ... When I rang her to bang her, it seems my words stang her! She hung up the phone, so I banged off, alone. 2. Still dreaming to hold something skirty, once again I rang up our reclusive Miss Purdy. She sounded unhappy, called me “daffy” and “sappy,” and that was before the gal heard me! 3. It was early A.M., ’bout two-thirty, when I, once again, rang the regal Miss Purdy. With a voice full of hate, she thundered, “It’s LATE!” Was I, perhaps, over-wordy? 4. It was probably close to four-thirty the last time I called the miserly Purdy. Although I’m her boarder, the restraining order has frozen all assets of that virginity hoarder! Ribbing Adam by Michael R. Burch “Dear Lord,” fretted Adam, depressed, “did that tart really rupture my chest?” “Yes she did,” piped his Maker, “but of course you can’t take her, or I’d fry you in hell, for incest!” "Of Tetley's and V-2's" or "Why Not to Bomb the Brits" by Michael R. Burch The English are very hospitable, but tea-less, alas, they grow pitiable... or pitiless, rather, and quite in a lather! O bother, they're more than formidable. A hairy thick troglodyte, Mary, squinched dingles impressively airy. To her children’s deep shame, their condo became the first cave to employ a canary. —Michael R. Burch Nipples' Ripples by Michael R. Burch Men are scared of nipples: that’s why they can’t be seen. For if they were, we’d go to war as in the days of Troy, I ween. Devil’s Wheel by Michael R. Burch A billion men saw your pink undies. What will the pard say to you, Sundays? Yes, your panties were cute, but the shocked Devil, mute, now worries about reckless fundies. A Prude Goes Nude by Michael R. Burch She wore near-invisible panties and, my, she looked good in her scanties! But the real nudists claimed she was “over-framed.” Now she’s bare-assed and shocking her aunties! Keywords/Tags: limerick, limericks, hilarious, humor, humorous, silly, sexy, romance, romantic love, courting, dating, necking, making out, flirt, flirty, flirting
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