Best Hickey Poems

I knew of a guy called Dickey
Whose life became rather tricky
When he kissed the girls
They left pretty burls
Never showing us his hidden hickeys...

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He sported a new hickey
I thought it rather icky
Right there on his neck
It made me a wreck
To kill that girl is tricky

Perhaps that is too...

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Sue Hickey reminising
In the land of the Kiwi where the sun forgets 2 shine,
Sue had been cooking up some ole purple dyed cat mince,
Home staggered...

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Marks from the shroom exposed as you
Undress, I caress your
Silky thigh-way, blessed by the mess you
Have made. lay down boo and
Rest the night has reached...

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I dated a designer named miss Quiche
And walked her chow at the end of its leash
But she got irate
On our second date
When my tchotchke got...

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XOX World ( A Valentine to Sun)

caressing my face
weightlessly and soundlessly. . . .
Sun’s light wakes me

as I dress myself 
he peeks through my window...

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Has anyone seen my ding a ling? 
You wouldn’t dare ask “what is it”.
I will just say it’s the cutest thing.

It must be a cousin...

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The Spaniel

A Spaniel that uses its head 
Can tell when its owner’s unfed 
So instead of a duck
That is down on its luck 
Will deliver...

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You might think there's something wrong with my head.
I believe in the existence of members of the living dead.
She only comes out at night, and...

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My youth minister once told me that seventeen was too young to have felt the pain that I'd felt. She told me that seventeen was...

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Fly blown soul

Seven levels to attain,
It aint what the preachers’ saying,
Different spheres and worlds in void,
Different times, some get destroyed ,
Fly blown soul it travels...

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I met a slick hick
from the sticks
who gave me a hickey
beneath the hickory tree.

I faked hiccups
hoping he would flee
but he stood there
like a schmuck
trying to...

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The Doberman Pinscher

A Doberman’s known to be picky
With friends so to greet one is tricky
To kiss is a bummer
Undoubtedly dumber
Is to sneak up and give...

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I once dated a fella named Bella,
whom I met at a party in a cellar,
I told him I was born in Pennsylvania,
he said he came...

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She heard them loud and clear
that was the night, her life changed,
deep down inside her heart and soul
she thinks they had it prearranged.

Music played softly in...

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