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Designer Named Quiche For Contest

I dated a designer named miss Quiche
And walked her chow at the end of its leash
But she got irate
On our second date
When my tchotchke got too close to her niche

Although in a week she asked for me back
And let me polish her two bric-a-brac
Then below that ledge
I struggled to wedge
My doo-hickey inside her knick-knack

Yet she had the nerve to mock my trinket
Which that, of course, effected to shrink it
But I seized from the rear
A select souvenir
Hoping in the end she would rethink it

Copyright © | Year Posted 2015




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Date: 2/5/2016 2:57:00 AM
David, Congratulations on your wonderful limerick win. Love Linda
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Date: 1/30/2016 8:11:00 PM
Hahaha..Good one David...Congrats on the win
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Date: 1/30/2016 2:04:00 PM
great play on your words, DAvid!! I enjoyed seeing this one.
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Date: 1/30/2016 3:33:00 AM
Congrats on ur awesome winning limerick david..
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Date: 1/30/2016 2:36:00 AM
David, Congrats on your LIMERICK win. ** SKAT **
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Date: 1/29/2016 6:45:00 PM
Loved the humour here David - I was only looking for one limerick so you were awarded an HM so your poem is still on the winners list and will get more reads:-) hugs Jan xx
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