Best Groom Poems

WHY MEN ARE CALLED GROOM AND WOMEN BRIDE

Hullabaloo and cacophony etched in your Union,
Soliloquies to break up with your said-protagonist of a spouse,
You forgot your beautiful euphony, word fusion
When the beginning of two you can't even denounce.
Six months will turn sixty years, hopefully,
Only if you...

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You are the spirit of my soul,
the rainbow that watches over me.
The daylight pales when compared to
the warmth of your beautiful smile
which fills my heart with your tenderness
and the joy that you bring to me.

With our union let this beginning
bring a new and brilliant light
that...

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The Wind

The Rain

The Thunder

And The Lightning

All Come Togethere As One To Become A Wild Storms Bride-Groom


Note: Not finished!...

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Like flowers love dew and earth needs the sun,
I want you and look up to you, Darling, for
you are my half, the much better one,
the man that I love, the man I adore.
My love for you - like the sea - is deep.
I ask you,...

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Vows have been spoken, the promises made,
God has warned that no one may sever.
The future is rosy, the foundation laid.
You have your sweet dreams of forever and ever.

Mother must give up first rights to her son.
Father has turned over his daughter.
Everyone prays that he is...

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Mike and Victoria decided to get married
They lived together for seven years - too long they had dallied
They jetted off to Mexico to get wed
Lets have a party in the UK they said

We won’t make a wedding list we don’t like greed
We’ve been living together...

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Down the dreamed aisle
  comes the bliss of your sight
Cord of your life
  sinew of your might.
Abaft the unending trek
  comes the longed outset
A more colorful kismet
  under the glorified sunset.

Wishful thinking 
  ceases the awakening
With thine caring
  adoration...

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(Monkey Shines on Typewriter)

Monkey dreams, sex, more sex,
Banana nice too,
Once in a while!
Tastes better though
When cute butt peels for me
Too much rain,
Smell like stale carpet
Who will groom me now?

Something big comes,
Sure not stinky me!
Haul my ass up tree!
Dominant males
Chest thumping braggarts
Really stink I think!

Whoo Whoo...

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Money spent on one big lavish wedding jubilee

may have been better saved for the divorce lawyer's fee!


Written November 22, 2015
Now used Feb. 13, 2022 for L. Milton Hankins' 
Your Best Rhyming Couplet, #4 Poetry Contest ...

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The Groom of the Stool

(Two meditations on an ancient post: see below)

I.
The Groom of the Stool needs some time
To commit his experience to rhyme.
This commodious peer
Detests diarrhoea
But thinks constipation sublime

II.
See where the philosophic King
Sits Rodinesque upon his “throne”.
The patient Groom stands wondering
And draws conclusions of...

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I promise not to leave you.
I promise my love.
I know you, my darling, were sent from above.

I promise loyalty.
I promise support.
My arms will encircle you and be your fort.

I'll stand by your side with love and with pride.
I'll give you my hand.
I'll be your bride.

So...

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A flower of gold how sweet you are, so colorful so vibrant as sweet as honeycomb,
your eyes are as the blues off the tip of a mountain, or is it as blue as the oceans deep, 

is it winter or is it spring, who can...

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You turn and risk two smiling eyes my way as I walk in..
how pretty you look sitting upright in that little bed.
Quietly whisper, how well your bridal gown now would fit, 
imagining our dream wedding dance in your fever'd head.

And do you still hear the...

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The Sun and the Moon are twin flames. 
One from the other is Never far away. 
Always 11 seconds, 11 minutes, 11 hours,
11 days, and 11 months apart, nothing can stop
the chasing of each other's hearts.

The Sun loved the Moon so much, that 
it lightened...

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She was lovelier than any bride the church had ever blessed.
A beauty in love with a pure heart. 
Her groom was handsome, standing tall and delighted.
The whole church lit up when they saw her walking down the aisle.
Heads swiveled watching him watch his bride.
It was...

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