Notes About The Poem
This poem was written after I read an article from the UK paper 'The Daily Mail' Published on 28th February 2014. The headline caught my eye it said:-
The bride and groom who didn't make a wedding list end up on big day with 27 toasters

Lets Raise a Toaster To the Bride and Groom

Mike and Victoria decided to get married
They lived together for seven years - too long they had dallied
They jetted off to Mexico to get wed
Lets have a party in the UK they said

We won’t make a wedding list we don’t like greed
We’ve been living together and have all the things we need
The best man thought this a little unwise
And a plan did form before his very eyes

Two weeks after the wedding the reception was held
When they saw all the guests their hearts just swelled
The gifts were piled up in the wedding hall
Boxes upon boxes they would have to open them all

The best man arose and told the odd joke
And how he thought Mike was such a wonderful bloke
'Please raise your glasses for a toaster to the bride and groom’
And everyone stood up around the room

The best man he made an unusual request
Could they open their presents in front of the guests
They opened the boxes and to their surprise
Twenty-seven toasters lay in front of their eyes

The bride and groom laughed at the best man’s little joke
They thanked all the guests who were wonderful folk
Twenty of the toasters were returned to the store
Seven went to charity to help those who are poor

Jan Allison
12th March 2014
~ Please read my notes about this poem ~
Copyright © | Year Posted 2014

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Jones Avatar
April 13, 2015 at 4:24 PM
Jan, I loved reading this. Hehe I would have given them all to charity. Inspiration hits at the strangest moments. Don't they? Well done. :O) Keep up with the great work. Keep on penning. Thank you so very much for sharing your wonderful and creative talents with us. We all truly appreciate it. *S* Cynthia
Allison Avatar
April 13, 2015 at 4:26 PM
I saw this in the Saturday newspaper and I had to make a poem out of it lol:-) Hugs jan xx
Chizoba Vincent Avatar
May 1, 2014 at 1:32 PM
it is a nice poem. i love it
Allison Avatar
May 1, 2014 at 2:04 PM
Thanks for dropping by John Hugs Jan x
Sergi Avatar
May 1, 2014 at 12:40 PM
Hi Jan: I love the way the plot thickened and in the end they receive a multitude of toasters, although repetitive gifts are not uncommon. Very clever and very well done. My compliments!
Allison Avatar
May 1, 2014 at 12:42 PM
It must have been hilarious Ralph - i wonder how long it took them to realise what was going on. thanks for the lovely comment. hugs Jan xx
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May 1, 2014 at 11:25 AM
Hello Jan, This was wonderful and sweet and very funny:~) Thanks so much for this great write! Congrats on being featured bravo! Peace, Deborah
Allison Avatar
May 1, 2014 at 12:17 PM
Thanks Deborah its a lovely way of getting exposure for your poems. Hope i get a few more comments now. I try and write as humourously as i can - sadly a lot of the things i write about have happened to me you may like to drop in on just deserts or lettuce pray :-) hugs jan
Collins Avatar
March 24, 2014 at 7:47 AM
Jan - You are right. This is wonderful. I love your humor. xxxs ooos
Allison Avatar
March 24, 2014 at 12:08 PM
Thanks again fro dropping by Kathryn. Hugs Jan xxx
Ellison Avatar
March 15, 2014 at 8:32 PM
You're right sis... we're cut from the same cloth!!! This is delightful... but why am I not surprised! We're family! Tight squeezy Canadian hugs and lots and lots of love, Brother Jackles XOXOX
Ellison Avatar
March 15, 2014 at 8:44 PM
You're right! I'm constantly looking at the world around me wherever I am and seeing the humour in stuff! Hence a silly poem pops out! Strange brains we have! XOXOX
Allison Avatar
March 15, 2014 at 8:38 PM
Aww thank you dear Brother Jack - amazing how you get inspiration from the strangest of places i read the newspaper article a few weeks back and hey presto a poem materialised. Love and hugs Jan xxx
Jones Avatar
March 13, 2014 at 9:51 AM
Hahaha this is brilliant, really made me smile Jan, you really are my inspiration, xxxxxx Maxine xxxxx
Allison Avatar
March 13, 2014 at 10:06 AM
aww Maxine I am so pleased you have joined the site. Just enjoy reading and writing and you will have so much fun here Love and hugs my friend Jan xxx
Smith Avatar
March 12, 2014 at 6:46 PM
What a great little write Jan...Tim
Allison Avatar
March 12, 2014 at 6:49 PM
Thanks Tim, Hope it made you smile xx Jan x
Carter Avatar
March 12, 2014 at 5:49 PM
Just read notes, good inspiration with poetic licence!
Allison Avatar
March 12, 2014 at 5:53 PM
Oh poetic licence - I must get mine renewed lol Thanks for dropping by Rob Jan xxx
Carter Avatar
March 12, 2014 at 5:46 PM
Haha. Is it true, i hope it is, good joke. Nicely told as always. Rob
Allison Avatar
March 12, 2014 at 5:48 PM
Yes Rob if you read the 'about this poem' notes it will tell you its true - based on article in Daily Mail on 28th Feb - made me chuckle!
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