Best Fuzzy Poems
To town he goes in fuzzy socks and crocs.
Do watch him! See how proudly that he walks.
He likes the way that everybody gawks
as he strolls down the city’s many blocks.
He bets they’re thinking, “What a silver fox!”
Whereas THEY think his head is filled with rocks.
How comfortable his crocs. How warm his socks.
He feels so good. Down by one of the docks
where street performers strut around like cocks,
I plug my ears. He’s playing his squeez-box!
June 16, 2021
for the Fuzzy Socks And Crocs Poetry Contest of Francine Roberts
Tinseled moments adorning a little blue spruce of sheen
he's a benefactor suited red, no he can never be mean
Snowflakes caked upon a lit up window in a twinkling room
the scent of sweet vanilla and Christmas sweet perfume
Little fuzzy red slippers pattering around before midnight
a crunch of cookie, a sip of milk on the table by the light,
Reindeers on rooftops elves in green tights chimney smoke
He gets away with a tug of his beard, he is such a happy bloke
Eggnog and truffles a sniffle or two opening presents until two
its a baby Jesus day, Merry Christmas & Happy New Years too.
December 21, 2020
They give us fuzzy stories on why they start a war
To us, it seems quite bizarre
As bombs fall from the sky
They feed us another lie
They gave us "weapons of mass destruction" before
Then came the blood and gore
It was really quite appalling
But the bombs kept falling
So another country we'll rearrange
and call it regime change
A story on the news will manage
To talk about collateral damage
As missiles go sailing by
Innocent people will die
And as their story blurs
Those in charge will tend to their heel spurs
Sock it to me Baby
He strut like a proud peacock in his crocs
Green they were, worn with lime shocking pink socks
He asked for a date
I said "no way mate"
"Only because I have no matching frocks."
He said he just didn't care what frock I wore
'Cause he'd got crocs of many colours in store
"A lady in red “
I answered in jest
Suspecting that he was aiming to score.
Both of us went on the date dressed in red
"You must be clothed for a bet" someone said
My dates crocs and socks
Gave out vibrant shocks
'Cause all he wore matched, down to boxers and vest.
I answered "yes and it's for charity"
And we raised loads to put in the kitty
My date turned out great
We're now best of mates
His socks and crocs are my flitty ditty.
“Sock it to me baby, come hold me tight
Your crocs so excite me, love me tonight.”
8th June 2021
Let's dream up a fuzzy alias for CV-19
How about 'Peter Pandemic'
Amelia Bedelia-Bednemic'
or 'Ronald McDonal-demic'
Not so fuzzy-wuzzy, eh
Let's try another way --
Maybe 'Over-Polarized Systemic'
C'mon. What do you say...
Hmm. I see you don't appreciate any of these
Oh, well ~ My appellations don't grow on trees
Fuzzy socks and crocs, oh my
Try some, buy some
Wear them high
Pair them, share them
To be nice
Take them home
For half the price
Crocs on socks are best displayed
When you lead
A big parade
When your socks
Are clean and pressed
Other folks
Will be impressed
Wear your socks to beat the crowd
Fuzzy socks
Will make you proud
When you have
A bite to eat
Crocs on socks
Will guard your feet
When they clamor for some meat
Give them something
As a treat
Rubber ducks
And plastic snakes
Pizza pie
And chocolate shakes
Wear them on a rainy day
Keep the snails
And worms away
Soak them well
Where gutters run
Dangle them
To have more fun
When your day is incomplete
Walk them down
A busy street
When the rest of you
Is nude
Socks reveal
Your attitude.
Submitted to the
Fuzzy Socks and Crocs Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Francine Roberts
On June 10, 2021
I fear the closets fuzzy things
Unseen thoughts with distant stings
Dreams soft whispering breezes bring
To calm the demons to which I cling
For life has had its way with me
It taints the beauty that I see
With brushstrokes marred by visions lie
That wingless birds could learn to fly
I sit and long for never was
Wary of that closet fuzz
For monsters all have shape and size
And fuzzy thoughts spread wicked lies
Fuzzy Wuzzy waza fuzzy wuzzy bear
Looked like a fuzz ball he had so much hair
But in all that fuzz
Lived a heart of pure luv
The sweetest damn fuzz ball I do declare
© Jack Ellison 2015
Fuzzy Wuzzy was a Bear,
but Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair,
so really, if Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair,
he wasn't Fuzzy woz he.
Sand flows much too quickly in that goldarn hour glass
I'm no spring chicken, but I'll have to take a pass
If a guy thinks he rocks
Wearing fuzzy socks and crocs
That nerdy look is just too dorky for this lass
I've had lots of men flirt with me throughout the years
But one dressed like that and I'd be laughing with tears
He'd make an impression
And from my expression
He'd be very embarrassed by guffawing jeers
There's a rumor about Batman going around
When he saw Robin wearing socks and crocs in town
He swatted him with a "ZONK!"
"Why are ya dressed like a punk?"
"Take those hideous things off or you're going down!!"
I've always admired a man who has self respect
One who dresses with class and style, I'd not reject
I'd call him a silver fox
In well-shined shoes, he walks
But in fuzzy socks and crocs, he'd look train wrecked!
Guys, if you want a lady's provocative glance
Invite her to dinner and then share a slow dance
But remember that your shoes
Will give her the helpful clues
She requires to let your flirting lead to romance
June 10th, 2021
Fuzzy Socks and Crocs Contest
Sponsored by: Francine Roberts
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The Lord draws'
A long line of divinity
By proclamation
And by design
------
The Lord is
Entrenched in divinity
And for the ministry
There is time, thus multitude
Of trinity
Becomes His long suffering
His cantor for restoration
Is hereby restored
Of time of being
Gary Fields
Poet/Author
Fuzzy and hairy that is what he was, a cuddly big bear. She
Undressed shyly before him while he took his own sweet time
Zesting it up with cologne before a mirror, what a nervous boy
Zorro mask in place he naughtily asked," can I use my whip ?"
You can do anything you want but leave my feet alone
So there they were two hotties revving for the big big night
Oh Oh Oh she wailed and moaned, " how I love the big wild horse"
Caressing her like a velveteen he croons into her ear, "Oh dear "
Kiss me, canoodle me but don't look at my feet Tiger, cuz if you do ?
So slowly ever so slowly he peels the blanket off her quivering body
And as he looked at her feet he took in the blue socks and crocs
Nascent desires squelched, she was no longer a sexy wench ,
Darling, what in Gods name made you wear something like that he cried
Cuz I wanted to be hot stuff for you, but my feet are always cold
Roaring with laughter he took off his mask & she noticed his brows
Oh my stars you shaved your brows! "Didn't want to be a
Caveman my dear. She giggled and squeezed him tight. I love it
Sexy Zorro. Two lovers doo whopping it, with hot sexy love...
Hungry in all direction's
Hence this Redemption is
Here for you,
In the achievement
Of the
Magnitude of His blessings'
Ministered through
And threw
Through life He gives'
Abundantly and He finally
Calls' you home
For the Holy City is sacred
And you are His first born
Gary Fields
Poet Author
Logic is what I do.
Code usually flows free.
Today; Encrypted
WARM AND FUZZY FEELINGS
As I sat there under a pepper tree in the cool grass,
I couldn't help thinking about things from my past.
The years have slipped by, all in a blink of an eye,
Looking back at the people I knew made me cry.
Remembering my family when I was just a boy,
Most gone now to where there's only Happiness and Joy.
Death and things of that nature were not for me to understand,
My eyes closed, I can remember how it was before I became a man.
Now almost everyone I knew, my family and friends are gone,
Never thought until this very moment, soon I'll be following along.
A strange reaction to these thoughts I am having, but not afraid,
I am strong in my faith knowing God has planned it this way.
The sun is setting and I'm feeling refreshed and renewed now,
Wow! God is so awesome, He always knows what I need somehow.
Loving God with all my heart brings me to where I should be,
If you pray hard and keep your faith, then you'll be able to see.
How wonderful it is knowing that you will always be safe,
All one has to do is Believe and be strong in your faith.
Trust and Love our Lord with all of your heart is what you must do,
I promise you those Warm and Fuzzy feelings will be there for you.
tac