Fuzzy Socks and Crocs

Fuzzy socks and crocs, oh my
Try some, buy some
Wear them high
Pair them, share them
To be nice
Take them home
For half the price

Crocs on socks are best displayed
When you lead 
A big parade
When your socks
Are clean and pressed
Other folks
Will be impressed

Wear your socks to beat the crowd
Fuzzy socks 
Will make you proud
When you have 
A bite to eat
Crocs on socks
Will guard your feet

When they clamor for some meat
Give them something
As a treat 
Rubber ducks
And plastic snakes
Pizza pie
And chocolate shakes

Wear them on a rainy day
Keep the snails 
And worms away
Soak them well
Where gutters run
Dangle them
To have more fun

When your day is incomplete
Walk them down
A busy street
When the rest of you
Is nude
Socks reveal
Your attitude.

Submitted to the
Fuzzy Socks and Crocs Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Francine Roberts
On June 10, 2021
Copyright © | Year Posted 2021


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Date: 6/13/2021 11:34:00 AM
AMAZING humor, Bryan, which is your forte. FAVE
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Date: 6/11/2021 10:19:00 AM
A very interesting poem with enough sense of humor.
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