Best Forecaster Poems

Petrichor scent from a far off land

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Good morning ladies and gentlemen,
I'm just looking out my door.
It has been raining through the night,
Looks like we'll get some more.
But don't worry all you...

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Today we begin with a quote from Eisenstein
with commentary in brackets
informed by Bucky Fuller's cooperative metaphysic 
of Synergetic Steerage.

"We have a[n intuited, autonomic systemic] need...

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It is now ten minutes past noon,
So, I can wish you a good afternoon,
The clouds are gracefully displaying,
Whatever an artist imagines,
 But my production manager...

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A man tried to control his wife then he failed.
he tried to control his children then he failed.
he struggles the entire life to find an...

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Believing my brain, can be used for learning from higher, 
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World Ends Tomorrow

The World will to end tomorrow,
I know that to be true,
It was written in The Forecaster,
Right at the top of page Two.

Hopefully it...

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So. Let's see what's in store for today...
Will the elements function our way?
There'll be plenty of sun
For us all to have fun
Outside wether it's for...

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Jinxed jesting jejune junior jobber...
just jabbering gibberish (A - I)

Again, another awkward ambitious
arduous attempt at alphabetically
arranging atrociously ambiguously
absolutely asinine avoidable alliteration.

Because...? Basically bonafide belching,
bobbing, bumbling,...

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First sprinkles of snow
Snowplows loaded with gravel
Schools are closed notices,
My momma takes off from work
Weather forecaster is wrong!

Written October 11, 2022...

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Good morning, folks...John Doe here 
Live- from Channel WXYZ-TV 
Bringing you today and tomorrow's weather forecast...
And how the weekend's weather just might be 

Saturday morning...

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For the new year, my weather forecast shows
     good outlook for improvement on my front,
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Actually, I am not a good forecaster
And She was not that good forecaster
Audibly none is that perfect worthily
Adducing, we all are artists worthily.

But she did...

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An ominous eerie cloud, fear itself
Swept in from the west on bitter cold wind
Layered beneath it a frozen ice shelf
All are doomed--the forecaster subtly grinned.

"Flee...

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You’re so foolish,
so full of foolishness
Nish ... 
a walking death wish
You’re a dungeon clad disaster,
a black cloud follows you
You’re a bad weather report,
a downpour forecaster
So...

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