Best Fire Extinguisher Poems

I think you're full of . Selfish big style men in suits.
The games you play ing suck. You're bloody amateurs. 
Underground sex and getting it on. Are you for real?
Next time invite me. Or else it's jiving devil time at your expense.
Every jealous man is...

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There are traits good romances require.
Two of them aren’t sarcasm and ire.
   Bobby’s temper’s the worst.
   Each relationship’s cursed.
Who’ll be burned in his next dumpster fire?
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