James Fraser Poet Limerick

Mm, Shopping

         There was once a georgeous brunette
      Whilst shopping broke into a sweat
      Her desire for a new toy
          Gave her palpitations of joy
And her longing to be a duet

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       So in search for her smooth operator
   She decides to go for the greater
           "Give me that one on the wall
     It's the best one of all"
             Sorry madam, that's the fire extinguisher






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Andrea Dietrich August 22, 2010 at 10:22 AM haha, cute ending!!

Poet Destroyer A August 20, 2010 at 11:50 AM Hello James, how are you today! Just here stoping by to say hi, and read your double Limerick. Smiles to you, and enjoyed,..p.d.

Wilma Neels August 18, 2010 at 7:21 AM There must have been something wrong with her eyesight too hehe.. Enjoyed your double limerick with the brunette and her double vision :) Wilma

Carol Sunshine Brown August 18, 2010 at 7:18 AM What a wonderful day to be reading poetry of others. I am so happy your poetry is among those I am reading this morning James. I wish you as I wish all my fellow poets the best in your writing endeavors whatever they may be. It is a pleasure to me to read my fellow poets poetry especially yours this morning James got a good laugh. Love, Carol

Dr.Ram Mehta August 18, 2010 at 4:19 AM Nice thoughts well penned, James

Sara Kendrick August 17, 2010 at 3:59 PM Interesting double Limerick..Good job..Sara

Barbara Gorelick August 17, 2010 at 1:21 PM Oh James, what are we going to do with you..This is hysterical ..gross, but hysterical. Im getting so I cant wait to see what you come up with next. BG

Sharon Tideswell August 17, 2010 at 12:48 PM haha, very funny. Enjoyed your limericks James, thanks for the smile ~ Sharon :)

Carolyn Devonshire August 17, 2010 at 12:06 PM Ah, finally some brunette jokes! Enjoyed, James. People seem to really like your blonde's blinds poem, so I'm glad you evened the playing field with this limerick series. Love, Carolyn