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My Blue Cheese Is

Since I'm vegan and don't eat any meat I say I hate jalapeno peppers because of their heat making my tongue, throat and sinuses feel like their on fire needing a fire extinguisher to put out the pyre, I'd jump up and fan my face for relief thinking this will help get rid of the heat then run to the sink to douse the flame with my eyes and face all red making me look insane, Making me realize I can't handle eating these hot peppers now much preferring the kind that are mild tempered yes after this bad experience I now have it made avoiding jalapeno peppers as if they were the plague. 1-7-17

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Kim Rodrigues

Date: 1/17/2018 7:56:00 AM

I love peppers but if they are being sautéed they just about kill me! Enjoyed your spicy write in its antithesis!!

Cheryl Hoffman
Date: 1/17/2018 8:16:00 AM

Lol, they slay me sauteed or not so try to avoid them at all costs…Thanks so much for very kind comment and visit Kim; appreciate it!~Che :)

Jan Allison

Date: 1/16/2018 6:00:00 PM

made me smile Che as our friend used to make jalepeno pepper jelly and it was spicy and sweet at the same time and I loved it and i do enjoy spicy food as long as its spicy and not too hot .Good luck in the contest:-) hugs Jan xx

Cheryl Hoffman
Date: 1/16/2018 7:06:00 PM

I'm the same way…like spicy foods but not too hot and spicy! Thanks so much for very kind comment and encouragement Jan; Appreciate it!~hugs Che xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 1/12/2018 7:15:00 PM

When you see the pictures on my latest poem, you will be glad you are vegan (but I still do like my cheeseburgers!!)

Cheryl Hoffman
Date: 1/13/2018 8:50:00 PM

Will try to check that out Andrea; thanks for stop by!~Che :)

Harry Horsman

Date: 1/11/2018 5:11:00 PM

I so relate to your poem, Cheryl. love it.

Cheryl Hoffman
Date: 1/11/2018 8:53:00 PM

Thanks so much for very kind comment and visit fellow jalapeno avoider!~Che :)

Probir Gupta

Date: 1/11/2018 10:30:00 AM

Enjoyable humour in the nicely written poem ... Best wishes, Cheryl ...

Cheryl Hoffman
Date: 1/11/2018 8:52:00 PM

Thanks so much for very kind comment and visit Probir; glad you enjoyed it! Best wishes~Che :)

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 1/10/2018 2:45:00 PM

- Described so well (and fun) ... I can see you in my eyes, Cheryl :) - Will rank high on the winning list, good luck :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Cheryl Hoffman
Date: 1/10/2018 7:39:00 PM

Thanks so much for very kind comment and visit Anne-Lise; and thank you for the encouragement too! Appreciate it~hugs~Che :)

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 1/9/2018 3:04:00 PM

How funny. I Love those things!! The ones with cream cheese around them. For me, that tempers the heat of the peppers and they do not seem so hot. Great job, Cheryl.

Cheryl Hoffman
Date: 1/10/2018 7:36:00 PM

You've piqued my interest in the cream cheese ones Andrea….maybe one day will try them with an extra large glass of ice water, lol! Thanks so much for very kind comment and visit!~Che :)

John Gondolf

Date: 1/9/2018 11:18:00 AM

Cheryl, I have to agree with you, I avoid hot peppers as well. Best of luck. John

Cheryl Hoffman
Date: 1/9/2018 7:52:00 PM

Thanks so much for very kind comment and visit John; Appreciate it fellow jalapeno avoider!~Che :)

Richard Lamoureux

Date: 1/8/2018 9:29:00 AM

This is a fun one.

Cheryl Hoffman
Date: 1/9/2018 7:49:00 PM

Thanks so much for very kind comment and visit Richard; Appreciate it!~Che :)

Silent One

Date: 1/7/2018 12:15:00 PM

OOOhhhh I used to like spicy food, but can't really eat it anymore... Great poem Che...

Cheryl Hoffman
Date: 1/7/2018 7:24:00 PM

I like spicy but not That spicy! Thanks so much for very kind comment and visit Silent One! Appreciate it!~Che :)

Alexis Y.

Date: 1/7/2018 12:12:00 PM

Lol! Cheryl, Eating peppers is a aquired taste and I happen to like them. I found this write to be fun and very entertaining. I wish you the best of luck in the contest:-) Alexis

Cheryl Hoffman
Date: 1/7/2018 7:23:00 PM

Wish I could've acquired a taste but the heat was too much! :0 Thanks so much for stop by and encouragement Alexis! Appreciate it!~Che :)

Susan Ashley

Date: 1/7/2018 10:50:00 AM

Lol! Cheryl, I can't take the heat either my friend.. A wonderfully expressed poem peppered with wit! Enjoyed and best wishes for a win.. ~Susan

Cheryl Hoffman
Date: 1/7/2018 7:17:00 PM

Lol, peppered with wit…that is funny! Thanks so much for very kind comment and visit~Appreciate the encouragement!~Che :)

Maureen McGreavy The Insolent Rib

Date: 1/7/2018 9:50:00 AM

Lol! I'm guessing an acquired taste- after acquiring the fire extinguisher! ;) xomo!

Cheryl Hoffman
Date: 1/7/2018 7:16:00 PM

Lol, exactly Mo! Thanks so much for very kind comment and visit! Appreciate it!~Che :)