Best Endorsement Poems

Taylor's pretty swift, a single cat gal with grit
A brash gust of fresh air with verve drive and wit
Swifties exude grand elation
So goes Swift, so goes the nation!
Scared of big yeller bullies? Not one damn bit...

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handsome like the Marlboro man
I stared at the old lady, thinking it was funny
then I met him, a handsome jackaroo
jillaroos would come out of the woodwork now...

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He is a quick learner, his brain is mighty.
Chet learns swiftly, and he is completely tidy.
He is not hasty, does not make irrational decisions.
Buying this story hook, line and sinker from his Uncle Missions....

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Please" A Big No!"to contract 
That would Shaolin kicks attract,
From a modest aim detract;
Flow of air slow down in tract.

"No"to cheques you never checked;
Much like grains hens never pecked,
Post-dated cheques quick dreams wrecked
And issuer's good name staked...

And -yes- endorsements: thumbprint
For eyes with mistrustful glint
Staring at...

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