Most Embarrassing Moment

"Twas during the Cuban Missile Crisis of October nineteen sixty-two,
When I was proudly wearing the distinctive Air Force suit of blue.
I was sent to perform an inspection at another Air Force base.
The Crisis heated up and I was told to get home as fast as I could race!

I landed at LAX and waited impatiently for my grip at the carousel.
At last I spotted it and there was no doubt it was mine I could easily tell.
Upon arriving home I told my spouse and kids all about the trip,
And laid the suitcase on the bed and proceeded to open my grip.

My spouse nearly fainted and much to my children's glee,
(And to my consternation) lay a heap of ladies lingerie!
In my haste at the airport I'd grabbed a bag exactly like mine,
And rushed out of the terminal knowing everything would be fine!

Oft, I've wondered what the lady's baffled husband's reaction was,
When she opened my bag and beheld my drawers and some ciga's!
The airline swapped bags and with the lady there was no direct contact.
The episode became family lore and our marriage remained intact!

Entry for Cindi Rockwell's "My Most Embarrassing Moment" Contest

Copyright © | Year Posted 2015



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Date: 8/9/2022 9:00:00 AM
Hi Bob! This is a delight plus. Wow. Thank you for being a stand by friend and not deserting me. What a mensch! An honest to God poet, too! Always your friend, Panagiota xxx
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Date: 7/25/2016 2:25:00 PM
dropping back again with my congrats Bob so goof to read this again:-) hugs jan xx
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Date: 11/3/2015 11:26:00 PM
Ha, I enjoyed your poem Bob H., I know Mystic Rose, is going to love the poem. LINDA
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Date: 10/27/2015 9:26:00 AM
What a pleasant read this has been, Bob!! I am sure that many of us have embarrassing episodes to recount, but yours is surely among the best:) Wonder what your wife thought at that moment....another woman... trans on the side...!! I see that this is a winner, so congrats are in order! ~ Regards my friend. // paul
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Date: 10/24/2015 11:53:00 AM
Oh my, I bet you did some fast explaining with that one! Congratulations on your win, Robert, and pray and hope it never happens to me!/M
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Robert L. Hinshaw
Date: 10/24/2015 1:40:00 PM
My spouse and I have had lots of laffs about that incident but she has never let me forget it! That is just one of the many gaffes that have plagued me. Great to hear from you and keep cranking out your very creative and witty writes - bob h
Date: 10/23/2015 11:55:00 PM
Wonderful write, Robert. I can just see the lady's face opening your bag. Congrats on a great memory!
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Date: 10/23/2015 7:37:00 PM
Oh that's funny! And you such a gentleman! Light & Love
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Robert L. Hinshaw
Date: 10/24/2015 11:25:00 AM
Thx Debs. My wife has never let me forget this one! Best to you - bob h
Date: 10/22/2015 12:40:00 PM
Congrats on the win. This was a great contest and great write.
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Robert L. Hinshaw
Date: 10/23/2015 5:07:00 PM
Thank you Carol. This is just one among many of my "moments! Always great to hear from you - I cherish your support and encouragement - bob h
Date: 10/20/2015 10:55:00 PM
Congrats on ur awesome win with this superb write Robert!
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Robert L. Hinshaw
Date: 10/21/2015 9:59:00 AM
Thank you Upma - always cherish your comments and encouragement. Best to you - bob h
Date: 10/20/2015 9:41:00 PM
G'day Bob... this is a yarn we all like Bob. It's funny; it's embarrassing; and it happened to you... not me - a clear winner - Lindsay
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Date: 10/20/2015 6:47:00 PM
This is a funny and embarrassing dilemma, Robert! You did a great job telling your story in your well written poem! Congrats on your win :)
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Date: 10/20/2015 5:55:00 PM
Hahaha...! Congratulations on your win a seven!
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Date: 10/20/2015 4:16:00 PM
Dropping back with my congrats Bob :-) hugs jan xx
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Date: 10/19/2015 9:29:00 PM
I can picture the surprised faces of your love ones.. most embarrassing moment indeed and so very funny Bob. Terrific write! Hugs
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Date: 10/17/2015 4:38:00 PM
ha ha ha this is hilarious Bob - good luck in the contest:-) hugs Jan xx7
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