Best Email Poems

This communication marvel
Of modern times
At our finger tips
Crude or refined
 
Attachments plenty
In various forms
Some polite
Other's, against the norm
 
What takes people to write
In mean spirited ways
When kind words can be said
And happiness stays
 
Is it jealousy or hate
For these words to be written
If we ever...

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Midnight Email



Night burns both ends of the candle
Full bent upon those wilderness horses
Tearing in their stampede chains

As this scarlet sangria swallows its taste of regret
Heated on the words
Caught between my heart and throat
When the larynx wish for love
Do they cough their silence
With too many cigarettes

I...

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spose you will ignore me old friend,
but twenty years you smiled,
i was never perfect,
but we travelled many miles,
i have 3 people who won't know me,
mark john and diana, vile,
i know you want your privacy,
gets lonesome just sometimes....

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I'm struggling with my first email
Having trouble with the slightest detail
I've done what they say a
But it's the circle they say
When I send, all I get is a failed




....

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Today I ate roast.
The one you prepared Sunday.
The last one was much better.
I fed the dog scraps
and he ate them just the same.
I guess there was no difference.

Yesterday was Mom’s
birthday and we took her out
to eat at Carlito’s Place.
Today she said she
didn’t remember eating.
The cake...

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(Gail's Note: Reply Email from Subby Conscience is the sequel to this.)

To: Subby Conscience
From: gadeb@zzzsmail.com
Re: Communication between You and Me
Date: February 4, 2012

Why isn't it easy to call you at will?
Couldn't I just Twitter or email you until
You provide the answer in clear, solid terms
So...

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REM(Gail's note: This is the sequel to the Email to Subby Conscience poem.)

To: gadeb@zzzsmail.com
From: Subby Conscience
Re: Communication between You and Me
Date: February 14, 2012

While I sneak  and scheme in your chaotic REM
I am doing nothing more than being a friend.

Those dream-swirls and ‘mare-tugs purge...

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Working on
Email Problems
How do Things
Suddenly Stop 
Working smoothly...

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My fingers dance with such energy across the keyboard.
The romance deep within me is sharp as a sword;
Cutting into your heart with only one single intent,
to rip you apart and cause you so much torment!

I want you to feel pain with each sentence and paragraph.
An...

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I have a cold right now... all stuffed up and cranky

Like all men, I'm a baby and just need some cuddling

“Email cuddling” is good too

Saying things like, “Aw sweetie, wish I could stroke you!”

Or, “There, there, momma will make you feel better!”

Stroking is good... but...

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Once again my box is empty
when I know there should be plenty.
No sweet missive from my wife,
nor note from bro of current strife,
no messages from my many friends
not even junk mail, no ***-sends.
My son, he does not write of dance,
it was so barren, no second...

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^^^^^^^^Email Insanity^^^^^^^^

We are ecstatic over baseball, basketball, soccer, tennis 
and football!
We relish snowflakes and the warmth of the sun.
And NASCAR, races? Why, we would not miss one!

But a phone call to one another simply cannot be placed.
My parents would call this both a familial and a...

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Beautiful beast with her legs high 
Oval office, furniture of lies
 The email address below 
Repaint the walls of gold
I forgive you 
It's time for a woman to run the show 
Happy birthday, Hillary 

September 26 2015...

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No more mail!
No more mail!
I'm so glad, I have email!

Why I let out a wail
Was because the slimy tail
of the Sluggly slimy snail
Came by mistake, into by mail.
I put it in a pail 
And threw it out, without fail!

No more mail!
No more mail!
I'm so glad,...

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Cancel email came after work
So of course three of us missed it
Other nine stayed off the ice
Comfy in their jammies
Eating sweet warm toast
Watching TV
Annoying
Us Three
Lots...

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