Best Elmer Poems
Good morning, Mr. Elmer Fudd
Can you tell me, do you still have your habit
Of telling Bugs to say his pwayers?
When you're hunting for...that silwy wabbit
Hewwo sir, yes...but be vewy vewy quiet
I'm wooking for some wabbit twacks...
And I'm wooking for that qwacky Donald Duck
So, wisten for his qwacky qwacks
Hey Elmer, can you tell me a dirty joke...
And do you know a joke that's funny?
And do you know a dirty joke...
That's about your friend Bugs Bunny
Yes, sir- A silwy wabbit fell in the mud
He was fwilthy all about
Then, another silwy wabbit fell in the mud
But, oh my, thwee silwy wabbits...came out
(From the Bugs Bunny Cartoon Show)
A Conversation with a Fictional Character Poetry Contest
Sponsor: Natasha L Scragg
2/4/2022
all the reptiles gathered round
when elmer the frog hopped to town
never was history
croaked with such boastful glee
til from his pad he fell and drowned.
I’m hunting wabbits , are you going too.
Da duh da duh da downtown is a clue.
Watch out for that, doc.
I’ll think I will walk.
Ti, ti, ti, turn quick, wha, wha, what I do.
written for
Sponsor Carolyn Devonshire
Contest Name Techno-Limericks
my elephant elmer eats peanuts and hay
with his trunk full of water he sprays
to cool off in the heat of day
under elmer is lots of shade
elmer can roll on top of a giant ball
gracefully balanced he never falls
elmer is wide as he is tall
he likes to eat orange carrots raw
elmer is a true friend with lots of tack
he always allows me to ride on his back
he is much friendlier then giraffe jack
elephants are just good like that
elmer wears a polka dot bow tie
he can tiptoe on the high wire so high
he won't forget and can't deny
his cousin was the one who flies
my elephant elmer is my friend
we are buddies until the end
he's big in spirit as his tail is thin
with his big smile we all love him
Elmer Fudd went hunting for a big prized Turkey.
A Big Gobbler he heard, Gobble near an Oak Tree..
He aimed his rifle, fired a shot!
Missed, Fell back, landed on his butt!
The Turkey saw, ran, and laughed uncontrollably!
I wish everyone a festive
Thanksgiving with family
and friends. Stay safe
out there, enjoy your tasty
meals, and give thanks
for this joyous occasion.
God bless everyone and all
you love...
Bugs Bunny
A trickster who is always funny
What's up doc?, He loudly said
As he hid under Elmer's bed
Elmer Fudd
He is known as quite a dud
Elmer's always chasing that rabbit
Never to nab it, has become his habit
8/29/21
Contest: Cleritoons Poetry Contest.
Sponsor: Joseph May
Everybody knows the reason for your sorrows for they have the clue
Your torn pieces of heart shall be mended;may God grant you the glue
Very sad! Amidst you cut is a tree
But I pray that His grace and strength you see
Together in sorrows we are in
Just us in happiness we have been
Soon the brown grasses shall turn green
Every dark side of our story shall glean
Flowing will be the once dry streams
Answered and true will be our dreams
Dear Elmer and Tabby
His comfort,I pray you tap it!
John Lenda (Poetic World,2022)
I’m out here with my shotgun evwy day.
However, that squwwy wabbit awways gets away.
It has now become much more than a habit.
I weally want to catch that waskawey wabbit.
He pops out and awways says “What’s up Doc?”
I weally want to give his head a good knock.
Mr. Squiptwiter, will you ever wet me win?
I can’t stand to see that wabbit munch on a cawwot and gwin.
Well, perhaps I will get wucky today.
I won’t wet that waskawey wabbit get away!
Elmer Fudd
is my hunting bud.
We're gonna get that pesky rabbit.
We're gonna grab it.
One thing that I can say about Fudd,
he was out to get Bugg's blood.
I'm sorry to say,
always, to this day,
his big aspirations went thud.
Do you think he'd have better luck
if he tried to get Daffy Duck?
I admit, Elmer's just a cartoon,
that I watched Saturday, 'til noon.
Bugs Bunny and Elmer Fudd
The trickster and the dud
Elmer's always left a frustrated man
Still trying to catch that rabbit is his plan
What's up doc?, Bugs Bunny said
Elmer heard it clearly from his bed
He grabbed his rifle and ran out the door
As Bugs Bunny laughed from the floor
Elmer soon ran back in to check his house
Not seeing anything other than a field mouse
Elmer relaxed and thought that had rabbit fled
As Bugs Bunny was now asleep in his bed
(This is a fictional poem)
I decided to sleep with a woman who I met on a bus.
Her husband shot me because he caught us.
When I got shot, the bed was covered with blood.
I looked to see who shot me and it was Elmer Fudd.
I begged him for mercy but he said no.
I have no privates because he shot me below.
Obviously rabbits aren't the only things he shoots.
I got a good lawyer and I bankrupted him in a lawsuit.
Today Fudd told me that I'm pathetic and that he's appalled.
I told him that I might be pathetic but at least I'm not poor and bald.
Elmer Fudd had a habit
He hunted for a Silwy Wabbit
Bugs Bunny was his name
What's up Doc... was his fame
Wile E. Coyote
Had been smoking peyote
So, he thought it looked funny
Elmer Fudd shooting at Bugs Bunny
Our old friend Elmer Fudd
thinks he’s quite a stud
points his gun square at Bugs Bunny
‘wascawwy wabbit’ not so funny
AP: Honorable Mention 2025
With fustigation to amelioration
We are led by The Law to The Gospel
And in turn The Gospel demands we keep The Law
No epistle of straw, there’s room in the hostel
(Because God’s style to the world is hostile)
We are led by the Spirit
To learn to endear it
Endear what? Is a sinful recitation
Learning to serve others in convocation
(God calls us and overhauls us
Whether one by one and together)
How do we inherit eternal life?
By loving our neighbor as serving kin
Who is our neighbor?
The one without (as in not having and not within)
The fustigation of Jesus Christ
Begs our amelioration of a fustigated life
And if a cruciform life is led
There must be blood, sweat and tears shed in stead
(Or instead of the evil in tow as is led here below)
Life is hard, there’s no doubt about it
Jesus’ words touted and shouted from the Cross
But serendipitously (and graciously)
When we lose, we don’t count it as loss
Are you willing to look like a hypocrite to the world without?
Are you willing to look at the hypocrite within?
(As He lived and then hung betwixt two of us)
Jesus took on this struggle without committing a sin