Best Eater Poems

(Alternative Ending for Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater)

Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater.
Do you think he kept his wife so well
by putting her inside a pumpkin shell?
Inside that shell she had no room
to move around. A rotten groom
was Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater.

In the end, his wife could not...

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Purple People Eater

My car. 
It is great. 
It takes me everywhere, 
Like a roller skate. 
I can not wait to go…
Again and again. 

We travel from this side to that side, 
The state is far and wide. 
She is hard to miss. 
The color royal,...

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When I sing I sound like prehistoric creature
Fending off attackers, defending each metre
A scary old fellow
As I screech and bellow
So beware my friends I'm a ravenous eater...

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to feel another’s Pain is not enough.
 

                          
you must combine your sympAthy

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Limerick : Once a tongue-twisting Pop Man-Eater

Once a tongue-twisting Pop Man-Eater
Went on rampage with just her Strummer
Tunes she hissed were so sweet
Crunched Frenchmen by the fleet
Watch Out ! ‘Merica ! for this Nor’-Easter !

© T. Wignesan – Paris, 2013...

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A young boy ate ten pies
Now on the ground he sadly lies,
His face is green, his mouth is red
From where all the sauce has spread.

His mother warned him not to eat
Beyond capacity for a treat,
His stomach rumbles once again,
Next time he'll try one less than...

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There was young “lady" of Chester
Who not only dated a jester
But also and baker n' smith
whom she all liked to kiss 
she's known as the great man-molester...

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How does it feel?
when I kneel
we make love
and confess all our sins...

Anoited in our sins
embodiment of our sins
rare gold in color
we always want more...

We sin of lust
swirl in amber
my tongue
licking your flesh...

Midnight wrath
we kiss
we coil
in a fit of redden anger.......

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Limerick : Once Meat-Eater met a Veg-Eater

Once Meat-Eater met a Veg-Eater
And they got along fine in summer
Who d’you think stopped rains
And dried up all the drains
Meat-Eater slaked thirst thanks to Veg-Eater

Then the snows from Kilimanjaro
Blizzard-driven chilled bones and marrow
Rare preys made themselves scarce
Even ants froze...

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"Peter, Peter Pumpkin Eater,
had a wife and couldn't keep her.
He put her in a pumpkin shell, 
and there he kept her very well"
(The nursery rhyme that inspired this sonnet)

The Pumpkin Eater

He thought he loved with heart and mind, and so
his goddess wife he set high...

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The Constitution of a Aging Veggie Eater

I the aged, will do my solemnly best
to eat all my green like vegetables 
and what every doctor Oz says is good for my body 
and will affirm that in good faith, I give my word that, I will...

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To gain insight about the world around, 
I will eat the spores which sprout from the ground.
These fragments of feeling are so fleeting,
Which make up my entire being.
Knowledge or solace will surely be found.
Some new sensation will echo its sound.
In feeding the hunger, I’m all-consumed,
And...

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Eyes hypnotic, body exotic-
Envelop me in your embrace!
Oh, I fear your touches toxic-
They set my Heart to race!
As is my fashion, a hostage of passion,
And bathed in an amorous flood
And now I feel my feelings gnashing-
Like a shark that senses Blood!...

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A sickly kid comes unto the world
He will not die right away
But calling him healthy is living in dream world
It’s hard to decide let him go to school or for his soul to prey

But as years pass by new strength lives in a child
He grows...

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Mane Eater


With a still motion or walk
Prey you craftily stalk
Your eyes burning amber
As eyes of he from slumber
Hunting in Savannah grass
Tongue dropping clean as glass
Then, on the vermin’s neck
Crack! I hear bones break.
With a metal-strong jaw
You begin to lick the paw
To start your feeding day
On...

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