The Constitution of a Aging Veggie Eater

The Constitution of a Aging Veggie Eater I the aged, will do my solemnly best to eat all my green like vegetables and what every doctor Oz says is good for my body and will affirm that in good faith, I give my word that, I will protect my colon and my heart to the best of my ability, to preserve my health and defend my new way of life no matter how young i may feel at the time... P.S. But if a desert comes into view, I will not, do my Hostess best to walk away?! but eat it with the vigor of a young woman, without a waist line! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Oath of office of the President of the United States" "I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States." en.wikipedia.org/.../Oath_of_office_of_the_President_of_the_United_States