Best Doubly Poems

There once was a young fellow named Gus
Who had no inclination to fuss.
A mosquito flew by
And bit Gus in the eye.
It surprised me how young Gus could cuss.

The mosquito who bit him was Grouch,
And he carried his venom in pouch.
He gave me a quick bite.
I...

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If I hold one mirror to another,
how many times will it double my image
before I get sick
and decide to end everything?
My guess is enough times to carry me
well into my late 30's;
if I keep it up that long,
you better believe I'll be ringing doorbells
and asking...

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