Best Dino Poems

There once lived a gambler named Dino
who was terribly fond of vino.
Since he’d drink and play bad,
and lose all that he had,
he was loved at every casino.

But drunk as a skunk, that guy Dino
wreaked havoc one evening in Reno.
Now his vices he’s licked
after being drop-kicked
by...

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If I'd Seen The Hungry Dino, I'd Not Be Dead

Stars spits light and belts, grows old and nobody cries
Universe slyly winks and eternity sees truth prevails
Earth vomits from Hell's pits and everybody dies
Justice opens eyes to say, life is crap-lost my scales
Unmeaning light its dying...

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Two Dinosaurs stand face to face
But something is so out of place
A starry night in the sky
But it's a starfish I spy
Oh! that line of cocaine that I chased...

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There once was a dinosaur dance,
Which was great for lizard romance.
As T Rex stole the show,
When he jived to rock ‘n’ roll,
Marc Bolan didn’t stand a chance....

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Three dinosaurs – big, and small, and medium
        Went to the park to play, with their mom.
        Mommy told them to follow the rules,
       ...

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Call yourself obstructionist
Who blocks a popular bill
A Democrat, I think not,

From West Virginia still.
You, the arbiter of right?
Your constituents starving, 

Coal companies pay your dues
Pharmacies in your pocket,
Stock is the name of your game.

Publicity you're craving
Run for the presidency!
Observe just how far you get.


written January...

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*****This poem was a love letter written by one of my dearest friends who is also my
room-mate... He asked me to take this letter and make it into a poem for him... Three
pages condensed to this....
In the last month I have been away from the...

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Dino, dino, why so glum?
Let the night your pain numb,
Don’t you know that sad’s no fun,
Let the moon be your pale sun,

Count each star, count with me,
No, no, no. There’s four, not three!
They glimmer with hope don’t you see?
You don’t? Okay okay, no biggie…

Look at...

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MY LOVE! MY DINO!
     A GIRL' S FRIEND AND HERO!
MY DEAR LOVE! MY BABY!
    YOUR PRECIOUS HELLOS AND SAD BUT TRUE SEE YOU LATER ~ LADY!
MY LOVE! MY DINO!
    FAITHFUL AND TRUE FRIEND! LOVE ME...

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Mr. Dino P. Crocetti
Crooned and he drank
Can't vouch for his breath
  ~ But his songs never stank



Please note that Dino P. Crocetti 
was Dean Martin's real name...

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Once there was a ginormous purple dinosaur.
His nickname was “Tiny”, and he was very poor.
One day he went stomping into the yummy store
wanting Fruity Pebbles; he didn’t have any more.

One old box was left on the shelf and it was ripped.
Irritated was Tiny, he trampled...

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OH, look out
I think she saw us
you know
that sneaky dinosaurus
LOOK OUT…
the one call Rex’ll
chase the little one with speckles
when a Brontosaurus sneezes
it’ll shake all of the ‘treezes” 
OH, beware the clever Raptor
you could be what he is after.
But teacher - I swear
this is all factual
my...

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Dumbledee Dinosaur had birds on his knees
His long, Long, LONG neck would often spout green peas
His eyes would twirl and his ears would spin
He tried to smile all the time but his mouth was too thin
He loved the waters of Twee lakes and Twee oceans
But...

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*Things I Miss*


I miss the soft touch of a woman's hands on my back
while we lay in bed just to relax.
The warmth of her body as we entwine
and the softness of her lips on mine. 
The hand in hand walks
and heart to heart talks 
that...

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Miss Lily wishes happy holidays 
Little kiddos dancing to draw in the sunny days

Johnny, Tiny, Minnie, Stella, Jimmy in glee 
to colour the Dinos in their books
with glitter, rainbow, many crazy looks

Lazy Johnny dreams in pride
A jaunty and jolly Jobaria tail ride

Tiny creates colorful horns...

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