Best Defendant Poems
Defendant Lithanual McgeeWhen defendant Lithanual McGee
Submitted his opening plea
He showed such charm and grace
That without further haste
The jurors just let him go free...
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Categories:
defendant, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Stop Wasting Precious Time Everyone and Call the Next Defendant Please AndyWoke up jumped off the couch and
put on a mask
Used in order to survive another average day
Sat on the stairs lit up and smoked
enough to blow a mind and descend
into a heady hazy trance
Oh boy John said to Paul
I just watching the news today
Witnessed both...
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Categories:
defendant, anger, slam, truth,
Form:
Free verse