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Did you ever go hunting bear he asked When you were traveling in the North West No, I never went hunting bear, Before I went, I always got dressed Were you sexually active with the defendant The lawyer asked the woman with the long blonde hair She said no, your honor I was not Most of the time I just quietly lay there The officer said you were speeding sir If you hit something at that speed, you’d be dead Just keeping up with traffic, sir, now look Because of you they’re getting so far ahead. My wife said you love the Navy more than me That yearning for the sea must be in your genes I said you have nothing to worry about dear I still love you more than I do the Marines She said alcohol is no good for you You’ve got to quit drinking she was pleading I said I’ve read all the articles about drinking too much And have decided to quit reading She screamed you’ve been out all night Where have you been He said I waited for sunlight So I could see coming in