Best Darwin Poems

The Darwin Awards are a posthumous honor, recognizing those who have improved the human gene pool by removing themselves from it by their own foolish actions.

In a robbery way out in Long Beach
Elliot's handgun misfired in the breech
    Down the barrel he...

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Charles Darwin
was a margin
off his rocker when he, ashamedly,
got caught swinging from a tree....

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Tangled thoughts, twisted pretzels,
Floating in the primal soup.
Rotated spiral polyhedrons,
Interlaced by simple threads.
Bound complex rules fuses brew.
Hearty crawling evolutionary stew.
Has anything been known to replicate?
Stack of stuff, millions, billions.
What right is given primordial seas
To have children, offspring, grandkids?
Hundreds of thousands of combinations,
Worked by chance, choice,...

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The creatures that live in the sea,
Are not like you or like me.
No taxes they pay,
They frolic all day;
Now which would the "smart" species be?

Composed by Vera Selena Hinshaw
(© All Rights Reserved)...

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Theory of evolution
is mocked by God
Lamb and wolf sleep together


Isa. 11:6...

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Charles Darwin Shocks the World

By Elton Camp

Darwin’s father made it plain as could be.
“When you grow up, go into the ministry.
That’s an occupation respectable enough.
The schooling it requires isn’t very tough.”

A respectful son, he tried hard to obey,
But learned he didn’t believe that way.
Some church...

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Went to pick a bone all I found was fossils               															 Lost within Smithsonian's flood colossal 	  															  A giant petrified dodo 																		  Just a rendering who knew																	Excretions...

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From ancient blackened earth our lives emerged
Affirming eon's cycling through soil's time
But in the end all creatures had diverged.

Though ash and cinder oft contributes grime
To rising zephyr souls whose breaths are numb,
The weathercock and vane, when tossed by clime,

Expel arrays of song with cogent thrum
And...

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For five years the illustrious and regal
Charles Darwin, sailed on the Beagle.
A surveying ship,
Notebooks all a’rip,
Soon in battle with Wallace, so legal....

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The Darwin Awards are based upon Darwin's theory
regarding the survival of the fittest and elimination of the weak.
The less intelligent die off and are eliminated from the gene pool
and it is to they that the Darwin Awards are awarded to.
The Darwin Awards are awarded tongue...

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Statues of Darwin 
David J Walker

Cayotes claim what they can of
The daylight hours hounded by the
Windblown November sun 
Below the Mesa 

No better than the 
Blazing days of the summer
Only colder

Every rock looks the same
Every plant a chameleon
Every insect a meal in a race for
Its...

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“CHARLES  DARWIN  AND  THE  JUNKIE”


         THE NEEDLE SWIMS INTO MY ARM, LIGHTS FIRE IN MY VIENS
         AND FOR THAT MOMENTS PLEASURE I TRADE WHAT SOUL...

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We greedily devour other people to satisfy our own desires
Once the hunger takes over it is insatiable
The ultimate addiction becomes too powerful a force
The truth is we are all cannibals
We are all consumers of our fellow man
Always consuming each other for survival
There are no victimless...

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If I shave with Occam’s razor
I will only grow a gross beard;
And all my scientific friends
Will think that I am truly weird.

If I want a small feline pet,
Should I adopt Schrodinger’s cat?
Will its fur be real, soft, and smooth;
Or will I only think it so?

If...

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Only me,
looking at the blue sky,
and the blue looking at me,
No doubts,

Only me,
lying on lavish grass and breathing
the smell of wet earth after rain,  
No doubts,

Only me,
and my sweet pain reflecting
into each other’s eyes,
No doubts,

Only me,
and you kissing the
droplets of hidden desire,
No doubts,...

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