A Series of Unfortunate Darwin Awards

The Darwin Awards are a posthumous honor, recognizing those who have improved the human gene pool by removing themselves from it by their own foolish actions. In a robbery way out in Long Beach Elliot's handgun misfired in the breech Down the barrel he took A quite scatterbrained look Then made it more than a figure of speech There was a foolish fellow named Gary Who gulped gasoline over near Cary The fuel made him gag So he fired up a *** And now smokes in the state mortuary "Look, no helmet!" Phil proudly decried In the headgear disobedience ride He stood for his rights Then put out his lights When he flew off his Electra Glide An impatient Korean got miffed And was ramming the doors of the lift Then went a bit daft When he got the shaft But his ride to the bottom was swift References: http://jdgroover.wordpress.com/2013/08/20/the-2013-darwin-awards-are-out/ http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2012-03.html http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2011-03.html http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2010.html