Best Customer Service Poems

I'm still waiting
How much time has elapsed
Think I'll read
While I'm waiting
I just read a chapter

I do believe my call is being answered
No, a voice on...

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The bill declared, in bright red ink,
“Your payment’s overdue.
We’ll hand it to collectors
If your check’s not coming through.”

Insurance said they’d paid it;
Prior phone calls should’ve...

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"Thank you for calling ACME, INCORPORATED"
"For English, press 1"
"En Espanol, numero dos"
(Customer presses 1)
"If this is a business, press 1"
"If this is a residence, press...

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Hi how are you?

          What seems to be the problem?

I’m so sorry about that.
  ...

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I took on a job I thought that I liked,
a service I have to provide.
Giving customers help with things that go wrong
always makes me feel...

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Hey you! Did you hear me?
I was talking but you ever won’t listen.
Hey babe I want to buy this!
Did I just see your eyes rolling...

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Are we dying to get a taste of the American Dream that we've got fat and glutinous, deep fried in greed.
Are we dying to feast...

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“Hello, and thank you for calling Acme Products! Please listen to the following selections as our menu options changed 5 years ago and we want...

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(My poetic resume)

above the cloud near thirty K
a family of friends work hard and play

they're a team led by spirit and heart that's true
with luv...

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Dark -thirty

I don't know what time it is. 
I know work ended, 
at least the place I get paid, 
to do the things they need...

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Haiku 2 Do About U

Should I tell U how
Love 4 U within me sings?
Swinging scatted tune

Haiku About U

Sound brought me 2 U
Feelings for U clear...

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Customer Service

What Seems to be the Problem

Excuse me please hold...

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We all pay for dumbing down
  educational standards all around
from thriving metropolis to sleepy small town

Incompetency reigns throughout customer service
  Doctors' inaccurate diagnoses...

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Schwegmann, Winn Dixie, the Superstore and more
Customer service was instilled indeed in you for sure
You hungry so you pull up in the drive thru
Welcome to...

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You know the place.....
Where tears fall down a saddened face!
When all they think of, is little old me!
Blind to the grown-up pain of humanity.


Where their...

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