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DELETE WINTER-A Customer Service Saga

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Press one for eternal sunshine, two to speak with a representative currently buried under three feet of seasonal despair. All other options have been disconnected due to icy conditions. Your call is important to us—please hold through blizzards, black ice, and the existential dread of winter. Your estimated wait time: until lilies break the thaw. We apologize for the delay, but spring’s already listening.
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Gauthier Avatar
January 2, 2026 at 4:43 PM
What a fun poem ~ enjoyed this, Sara ~
Hind Avatar
December 31, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Wow, Sara!! How creative- <3 favs
Kendrick Avatar
December 31, 2025 at 5:33 AM
I like this one. I can see humor but despair, also. It is quite creative and so descriptive. Thank you for sharing your talent with us. Sara K
Etgen-Baker Avatar
December 31, 2025 at 5:05 PM
thanks, Sara K, for stopping by and for appreciating both the humor and frustration. Sending your blessings for 2026.
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