Best Clumsy Poems

He was clay potato
in raspberry field
exposed, clumsy
between delicate gossip
     He turned his back
     fingers in fissures 
     abyss separating life
     from living
       ...

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Coming down the stairs
She trips and falls
She got an ear infection
She can’t take telephone calls

She steps over her dog
And hurt her knees
She sits in her garden
Got stuck by some bees

Sometimes she smile and says
She’s like a walking hospital
But still holds my life in her hands
And...

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Aquarius met Belle from France
Attracted he asked for a dance
The first was a slow
He stepped on her toe
Did he deserve a second chance?...

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Clumsy was  Mumsy's daughter
                                       And she...

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fumble, bumble, flip and flop

theres no doubt i am a sop

this new years resolution

uphold my constitution

dust myself off with a mop.
...

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'Tis twilight, the shadow of lake
turning light- peachy and pink. 
And all the forest around wake
in the light- life too groggy to think. 

When all the light cast God's love
of the sun, bursting brightly,
it shines on something- a hidden trove,
and I take the hiker's first...

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I'd never been afraid of falling
As a rather clumsy person
I had fallen my whole life.
Then I fell in love
And falling became terrifying
but getting up became the hardest part....

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Please friends, try not to laugh,
I know, and I'm painfully aware;
it's never been on my own behalf
That I so often fall down the stair....

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Shards of glass scatter,

reflecting light explodes,

attention catches quickly,

clumsiness exposed!...

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I wanted to run 
but it was all in vain
you were just a little bit faster 

I wanted to cut you off 
but you already invaded my sense of being 

In between the unknown 
things made themselves known 
all the invisible 
Became visible 
everything I...

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Have you ever felt
That all you say is wrong? 
That no matter how much you try
All you get are clumsy words? 

Some people just nail it
They always say the right things
Heartfelt words,  perfect ones
The ones you couldn't come up with

Sometimes I just feel too...

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It's hard being so clumsy   
Always falling for you
Someone who's always got their ballet shoes on
I must have left my dancing shoes at home  
Because when I try to tip toe across your mind 
I always stumble and land face first in...

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Armed and Clumsy

 New York City

Ralik Hansen had pulled off a heist
Jewelry that was high priced
He was all alone
Hiding out in his home
When he himself was then iced

It wasn’t a rival or cop
That followed him home from the shop
A delivery man
With a package in hand
And...

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America falls
Cliff side of Mount Everest
Yet fingertips clutch...

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MARTY KING

a clumsy ox in modern times
i have dropped the ball only to recover what i did not know about myself
all i did in order to impress you, i simply laugh at now when the pictures of the memories resurface in my mind
i had to...

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