Armed and Clumsy

Armed and Clumsy New York City Ralik Hansen had pulled off a heist Jewelry that was high priced He was all alone Hiding out in his home When he himself was then iced It wasn’t a rival or cop That followed him home from the shop A delivery man With a package in hand And it happened to be his last stop When he heard a knock on the door He crawled under the couch on the floor Thinking it was the law His gun he did draw It went off and now he is no more Pinellas Park, Fla Dennis Emery, according to friends Brandished a gun now and then A domestic dispute Thinking he would be cute His brandishing came to an end The cops said that this was the case He twirled the gun with some pace The trigger he found As he twirled it around And he shot himself then in the face A couple of true stories from your Uncle Mike