Best Chemise Poems

Wonder if everyone looks as goofy as me
When I open my yap and about to sneeze
Till a bug does invade
In my throat it does stay
Noticed it was wearing a pink chemise

© Jack Ellison 2015...

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he: “you know, i was looking on Amazon at lingerie &
i saw those chemises that you were talking about…satin & clingy.”

she: “form fitting?”

he: “oh yes.”

she: “could definitely wrap around my curves.  you’d like that.”

he: “um yes, i would.  and you know what, i...

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The dangerous critter is the lowly mosquito
They spread germs around the world, my amigos
Need to squish them flat
With a swat and a splat
Watch for blood all over your chemise-o...

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Wonder if we all look goofy like me
When I open my yap and about to sneeze
When a bug does invade
In my throat it does stay
Noticed it was wearing a pink chemise...

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