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Premium Member Happy Birthday

Covid spread throughout the kingdom – 
the people inside the elite compounds,
if they heard the many sounds of the
ill falling dead, did not seem troubled,
not a single head – besides, it was, for
them a special day, 60th birthday of 
their consecrated God and his Queen, 
to whom all will homage pay – 

Politicians and Hollywood celebs alike
will take numbered turn fawning accolades
at the podium mike. Tables strategically set,
armed security carefully to vet every 
privileged guest before passing the Walled 
Castle-door, so not to allow Covid 
to take flight and soar, spreading deadly 
spore through the air – over His Majesty's 
Red-carpet-floor... 

There are plates with gold trim, not the 
painted kind – of Twenty-four Karat as their 
goblets of wine, precious silver from royal 
chambers, billionaire vaults, brimming over 
with champagne from prized cellars, vintage 
of all sorts, tribute paid by appeasing, complicit
European Courts, with thousand dollar a-bottle 
highly acclaimed ports. There will be classical 
music combined with White Shaming Hip Hop Rap –
diamonds and precious other gems abundantly given
for gifts, the nation having been well sapped, 
American's Treasury criminally tapped, 
for the king and queen's off-road treats – while
theft and murder rages in the commoner's streets – 
shortages developing to the point masses of 
people will soon have little food to break-bread 
and manage – to the ruling devils, simply 
collateral damage....

Premium Member Life Goes By In a Flash

Life goes by in a flash is a
famous quote/ saying. The
longer I live on this earth 
I’ve found that quote/ saying 
to be true. This year 2020 
has made a believer  out of 
me. I’ve seen so many people 
pass away like never before.
( Family, Friends, Celebs,
Strangers).Due to COVID-19 
and other things. All these 
things remind that life is fragile.
However, it will always be what 
you make of it. So live it to the 
full.Make your mark( in whatever
capacity that is).Because life 
really does go by in a flash.Try 
to give your flowers to the living 
while they can still smell and 
appreciate them. And I will try to 
do likewise. While I’m still able to 
smell the sweet scent of the roses.







  Alexis Y.
  9/1/2020

  In memory of all those who have lost their lives this
  year.
  Dedicated to Chadwick Boseman ( Black Panther 
  Wakanda Forever)!!!
© Alexis Y.  Create an image from this poem.

Premium Member All In the Spelling

Van Gogh refused my cigarette, ‘No thanks, I’ve got one ear’
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The zoo wanted some antelope but they were just two deer
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I offered the cabbie some chewing gum, he said do you think that’s fare
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Why did Adam eat the apple when Eve had a lovely pear
*
The tyrant banned men in white shirts: people are going to dye
*
He claimed to have some caustic soda, was that some kind of Lye
*
The ageing mechanic removed the wheel, he was ready to re-tyre
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Robin Hood was livid, the donuts were in the friar
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A starving woman’s fave celebs are bound to be ‘has beans’
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Men just seem to like her, is it something in her jeans
*
My search for water in the haunted woods ended in a creak
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Folk are stealing mountains, should we take a peak
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I’m spraying herbs with weed-o-cide: I’m only killing thyme
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The mountaineer was chilly, he preferred a sunny clime


Premium Member Hollywood

There are many good people from Hollywood. Hollywood is a working class district of L.A. (1 of 42 districts). Celebs don't live there which includes the Epstein ilk. Bad people are all over the place,  especially the Red States and their people who voted for the bad leaders. There are bad dictators all over the world, repressing the women, not just in America. I've never heard of KKK members in Hollywood, I have in the Maga States. Let's not bundle all people in Hollywood, that is ignorance!

A good Ambassador Hollywood, to the world along with Jazz music, Hollywood movies, with their dazzling musicals, bright comedies, and intense dramas, and Si Fi, has been the dream maker for the world!  Even those working in the movie industry were by and large hard working Americans.  Glamorous actors just a tip of the ice berg.  For those conservatives, they should remember Regan was a product of Hollywood.   Thank you very much.
© I Am Anaya  Create an image from this poem.

Premium Member Reality

as builders spend pennies
flipping profits on houses
lifestyle gurus
show us how to fold trousers

and chefs under pressure
scream out all their orders
while people in need
are labelled as hoarders 

and bookies fix odds
for the afternoon races
as judges cast judgements
on bizarre family cases

and teams answer questions
to win mystery prizes
while traffic cops chase
young suicide drivers

and retirees escape
to a life on the Costas
as law firms inform us
it’s good to sue doctors

and super vets cure
lame dogs and sick horses
as folk with backstories
fail SAS courses

and dealers earn livings
from ducking and diving
while medics with agents
get judged Strictly jiving
  
and loan deals have small print
explaining their charges
while celebs enjoy cruising
on canals in large barges

and food critics chew
over masterful dinners
and. there. are. several. long. seconds
before we find out the winners

but when MPs dodge questions
on the numerous news’ panels
it’s proof that what bites
really sucks on our channels.

Premium Member JD Vance on Donald Trump

Republican Vice-Presidential nominee JD Vance’s comments about Donald Trump:

In DMs, he wondered whether Trump, “Is America’s Hitler.” (2015)
“Fellow Christians, everyone is watching us when we apologize for this man. Lord help us.” (2016)
“Donald Trump is a moral disaster.” (2016)
After one meeting with Trump, Vance wrote “My god what an idiot.” (2016)
“What percentage of the American population has Donald Trump sexually assaulted?” (JD Vance, 2016)
Vance tweeted: “Trump makes people I care about afraid. Immigrants, Muslims, etc. Because of this I find him reprehensible. (2016)
“I’m definitely not gonna vote for Trump because I think that he’s projecting very complex problems onto simple villains.” (2016)
“Trump’s a total fraud who doesn’t care if regular people and call him reprehensible.” (2017)
“Trump’s cultural heroin, just another opioid for Middle America.” (2017)

On Twitter (X) Vance liked tweets saying Trump committed “serial sexual assault.”
and called Trump “One of USA’s most hated, villainous, and douchey celebs.”
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A song for this:
The End of the Innocence by Don Henley


Celebs

high       atop
   dirt floors
winged    celebs

Beavers and Black Widow Spiders

" Beavers and Black Widow Spiders ... "

(From The Solomon Studies Series # 6)
(Eccl. 3: 11 / Prov. 6: 6 / Matt. 6: 26, 28, 29)



Beavers and Black Widow Spiders
Both Architecturally - Skilled

Beavers and Black Widow Spiders
Both Born With A Blueprint To Build

Beavers and Black Widow Spiders
Both Furry Creatures - But To Few Appeal

Beavers and Black Widow Spiders
Both Have A Bite That Can Cause Damage & Ill

Beavers and Black Widow Spiders
Both Seems To Have Avid-Arrangement Zeal

Beavers and Black Widow Spiders
Both - Busy Workers In Their Field

Beavers and Black Widow Spiders
Both, Bold  & Blocks With No Trespassing Shields

Tho' Aracnids Can Spin and Create Aeirals
Beavers, Can Route Strong Rivers' Terminals

Tho' One Builds Dams & The Other One, Webs
Both Are Gifted and Noted Construction Celebs

Tho' One Owns Silk Factories & One - Lumber Mills
Both Are Building With GOD's Contract, Permit-Seal

Beavers and Black Widow Spiders
Both Denizens Are Divine Designs By GOD's Will


        Written & Copyrighted ©:  1/7/2014
                   by:  MoonBee  Canady

Paparazzi

In brokered spaces hangs a clammy chill
That gawkers with heightened senses distill
With stealth, guile, avarice and pawned skill
Around unsuspecting celebs their viruses congeal
Intimate and carefree moments quarantined in a still
Tendered seconds stolen by each, maverick shill
Plundered with a ravenous, rapacious thrill
Each grainy visage paying the stalker's, truant bill
Malleable fodder placed in the public's, greedy til
Enhanced images on glossy folios to spill
Their frothing rumor mill with innuendo to swill
The public's license with more greed to instill
Anesthetizing emotive strains with wanton zeal

One Days Magic

If I had magic for just one day,
Oh the things that I would do.
The many possibilities
And even starting life anew.

I could make myself a millionaire
And have the best of everything
Have my own beautiful island
Or even marry a handsome king.

I could meet with all the famous celebs 
And dine with them at their homes.
Become a star overnight
And have my own reality show.

If I had magic for just one day
Oh the things that I could do
And if I make any mistakes
I can just press redo.

But that's not how I want people to remember me
A rich and snotty spoilt girl
These material things will never last
When I leave this world.

If I had magic for a day,
I will provide food and shelter to those in need
I would send presents to the children in hospitals
As part of my good deed.

If I had magic for just one day,
I'll make many of dreams come true
By creating a stairway that leads to heaven
overlooking the most priceless view

I’ll visit my dad and many others
who I've lost along the way
And spend my entire time with them,
If only I had magic for just one day… 



Contest: One Days Magic
Sponsor: Freddy Vee

Premium Member JD Vance Rants Collab

In 2015…
           —In DMs, he wondered whether Trump “Is America’s Hitler”
 
In 2016…
—“Fellow Christians, everyone is watching us when we apologize for this man. 
                     Lord help us”  “Donald Trump is a moral disaster” 
—After one meeting with Trump, Vance wrote “My god what an idiot” 
—“What percentage of the American population has Donald Trump 
                               sexually assaulted?” 
—Vance tweeted: “Trump makes people I care about afraid. Immigrants, 
          Muslims, etc. Because of this I find him reprehensible                  
—“I’m definitely not gonna vote for Trump because I think that 
                  he’s projecting very complex problems onto simple villains”          

In 2017…
—“Trump’s a total fraud who doesn’t care if regular people and call 
                                   him reprehensible” 
—“Trump’s cultural heroin, just another opioid for Middle America” 
—On Twitter (X) Vance liked tweets saying Trump committed 
        “serial sexual assault”  and called Trump “One of USA’s most hated, 
                        villainous, and douchey celebs”

A song for this:
The End of the Innocence by Don Henley
                                                                               —Anais Vionet 


It would’ve been Governor Doug Burgum  —“Don Jr. and Eric went bats—crazy ‘Why would you do something so stupid? He offers us nothing’” a longtime Republican operative told NBC News

this a story~of how Trump chose VP Vance, JD
   Trump chose his running mate~JD Vance and locked in his fate
      aspiring to Burgum~ unknown governor ho hum
          JD, JD, JD!~hollers like children in kindy
             Trump ratified his sons~ Senator Vance raging all guns
                 another Pence not a chance~ I want MAGA warrior Vance
                    sold out for an election ~this man has no conviction 
                                                                              —Monoku’s by Anaya
© I Am Anaya  Create an image from this poem.

The Reversed Spectacles

Today as I got up and climbed down the stairs
 Suddenly I tripped, and went upside down
Received minor bruises, some splits in my hair
But what’s more important, I looked like a clown
Suddenly I noticed all the world gone crazy
Men looked like kids and kids went busy
In patting their own backs, and sneering at others
While adults fought over candies and snatching their brothers’
Young ladies basked in neck-ties and collars
They had their curves flattened using road rollers
 Meanwhile their boyfriends sported latest bikini range
Why belles didn't leer at them, they found it strange
Traders rushed madly to pay up their taxes
Celebs attending funerals, their tears ran excess
I rightfully felt aghast, because all a nightmare
I put off my specs, and that gave me a scare
My specs were downwards up, looked incisively hopeless
To set its focus rightly in this urban wilderness.

Spotlight

Spotlight

So many people want to live in the spotlight, 
Yet only a few want everyone to know about their daily life. 
Some celebrities don't want every inch of the spotlight. 
Except the Kardashians whom live for the spotlight.
 
It's a crazy world we live in 
and everyone is a victim. 
There's a snake in the system, 
and it's looking to bite with some venom. 

It's like contagion all over again 
And no one knows what the cure is. 
An infection that spreads at the speed of a virus, 
Exposing every dark light with the spotlight.

My turn in the light, I don't want anyone but me in the light, 
Put my face on the jumbo screen like an emoji screen. 
I want the attention all the other celebs get, 
acting like it's a contest.
 
Put me on the red carpet in front of all the cameras, 
So, I can pose for the people with the cameras. 
I love the spotlight like the moonlight, 
Up in the sky shining like sunlight.

Put me in the spotlight, I love the spotlight.
Put me in the spotlight, I love the spotlight.
The only place I want to be is in the spotlight.

Premium Member End of the Innocence

*  Inspired in part by Don Henley's song "End of the Innocence"

End of the Innocence

Though many thought the lyrics by Don Henley
Spoke of a woman’s loss of virginity
The former Eagle claimed nature to be
His inspiration for this elegy

At the time the Grammy winner was released
Henley and other celebs had beseeched
Walden Pond be preserved, development ceased
Construction crews bowed out, made their retreat

Although Henry Thoreau’s favorite spot was saved
The End of the Innocence now rolls on waves
Laden with black grime from disrupted graves
Of extinct species, seeking to convey

A message to man now tainting the sea
Perhaps it’s a warning as some will perceive
But punishment’s due, our Judge may decree
“Justifiable homicide” for man’s greed

People of Power

Let's talk about royals, religious leaders and rich celebs, 
You know the people they have influence and power
Sat there judging us from their ivory tower.
It's time for the truth the world needs to be told
If they really cared they wouldn't stockpile their gold.
All over TV telling you to give because it's kind
You're doing their job, you're paying for their wars, open your mind.
It's only the poor that ever seem to give
To have nothing we know what its like to live.

With a new horror or starving child, they play on your heart
Only they don't tell you those things they did start.
To change the world, they have the power
They don't really care they're in their ivory tower.
They're happy with the status quo
Their way of life needs to go.
The world can provide for everything that we need
We cannot last with the elites filthy greed.
We need a new world we need a change
They've made it feel very strange.

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