All In the Spelling
Van Gogh refused my cigarette, ‘No thanks, I’ve got one ear’
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The zoo wanted some antelope but they were just two deer
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I offered the cabbie some chewing gum, he said do you think that’s fare
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Why did Adam eat the apple when Eve had a lovely pear
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The tyrant banned men in white shirts: people are going to dye
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He claimed to have some caustic soda, was that some kind of Lye
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The ageing mechanic removed the wheel, he was ready to re-tyre
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Robin Hood was livid, the donuts were in the friar
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A starving woman’s fave celebs are bound to be ‘has beans’
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Men just seem to like her, is it something in her jeans
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My search for water in the haunted woods ended in a creak
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Folk are stealing mountains, should we take a peak
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I’m spraying herbs with weed-o-cide: I’m only killing thyme
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The mountaineer was chilly, he preferred a sunny clime
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