Best Brett Poems

Messy twins Brett and Rhett
Having fun playing with mud
Squatting and crawling
Diving and falling
In ooey gooey mud

Brett is sitting facing Rhett
Rhett spatters some muck
On Brett's left cheek
Brett spatters more muck
On Rhett's right cheek

Head to toe dipped in slush
Brett and Rhett laughing with glee
Playing with the sludge
Squelching...

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Judge Brett Kavanaugh has no fears
Of FBI back-tracking years
On every attack
His friends have his back
Since Brett wore his Mickey Mouse ears!...

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