Best Boosters Poems

(This poem is political satire; 
don't read if you think you may 
be offended. No truth in any of it, 
considered by many to be 
tasteless -- Not meant to be taken 
factually nor literally -- Sincerely, Joe)


New strain of Virus detected
just a minute ago!...

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Oh, don’t abandon us now!
We so love your masked fear.
Tell us, Dr Fauci, my dear.

What shall I do, Holy Cow?
Should I check my cat’s rear?
Is there Omicron in my ale or beer?

I fret over eating meat from a sow!
Shall I go check my skin in...

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Her material-finished-economical clothes,
from see through to micro-mini skirts,
all display bleached thighs.
Thighs, cushioning men to comfort,
smooth and spotless,
like refined cotton.
She is beauty itself.
Those who see say:
voluptuous bosom,
tattooed and displayed,
displayed naked for the naked eye.
A glance at them,
has made men instant babies.
Blood-red lips, always calling,
silently calling those...

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(Pre The Epiphany)

THE WORLD VERSION:

Twelve Drummers Drumming.
Eleven Pipers Piping. 
Ten Lords A-Leaping.
Nine Ladies Dancing.
Eight Maids A-milking.
Seven Swans A-swimming.
Six Geese A-laying.
Five Golden Rings.
Four Calling Birds.
Three French Hens. 
Two Turtle Doves. 
AND
The Partridge in the Pear Tree.

THE WORD VERSION:

Twelve Doctrine Defense. 
Eleven Resolved Boosters. 
Ten Stone Commandments.
Nine...

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how much is it worth to you to feel safe and secure?
how much would you spend? how much could you afford?
what is the monetary value that you would place on your life?
how much money would it take? how much would you sacrifice?
what price safety? what...

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I got like a million reasons to keep it going. Because I’m determined dad.
I’m always be inside of my bag.
Trying to give my son what I never had.
And I admit that I fell off to battle all of my demons. 
Call me Sorin. I’m a...

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Excuse me while I take time out to mourn

     I can see the headlines tomorrow morn

          BRONCOS TAKE A BASHING

            ...

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I'm standing on the platform, but I ain't waiting for a train
It's a spaceship I'm about to enter to take me to another plane
I'm going on a journey and I'll be gone for many a year
But the sights I view will marvel I, and quell...

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My story is not one of overnight sensation
It isn't even one that would get a standing ovation
No crowd cheering for another encore
No limos or screaming fans outside the door

My story is not one of great success achieved
If I told you it was so you would...

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THIS IS A PARODY 





         Ding Dong Bell.
         Nations not feeing well?
         Get shots of endless boosters!
    ...

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I watched some DVD’s
Of Johnny Carson’s late-night show.
I’d seen a few but that was
Many, many years ago.

He really was hilarious.
His laughter was contagious;
And nothing really flummoxed him,
No matter how outrageous.

He sparkled with non-human guests – 
Orangutans and roosters.
Comedians considered him
The best of all their boosters.

As...

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Men are now women and women are now men?
People have no more sense, than a rooster or a hen.


People blowing up fatter like parade balloons?
Then, we can float in trash dumps that once
were beautiful lagoons?


We no longer believe in God or His resurrection.
Just destroying the...

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Password Paranoia

Hey, how did you do that?
Do what?
Open that can?
I used the can opener.
I KNOW, but where did you put in the password?
What password?
The CAN OPENER password!
I stare at my 4-year-old grandchild, who is scowling and glaring at me, with the hate of a disemboweled...

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Dear Mr. Pfizer,
  I wish I'd been a whole lot wiser..
One year ago I got your vaccine
and things happened to be that weren't forseen..
The first night of the shot my vision blurred
and retina damage sadly occured..
The eye doctor said there's a hole in my...

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There once existed, upon this lovely earth.
A people, happy~ not possessed with dearth.
Depravity, destruction of cities, murder by injection,
Became a way of our lives!
Then~ an evil being and his unkind, infected mind!
With full knowledge, arrogant, atheistic, poisoned mankind.
He nuked their souls first, till they were...

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