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(This poem is political satire; don't read if you think you may be offended. No truth in any of it, considered by many to be tasteless -- Not meant to be taken factually nor literally -- Sincerely, Joe) New strain of Virus detected just a minute ago! Predominately in Democrat run cities and states: Seems to be 3 trillion times more infective. CDC is calling it the, S.T.U.P.I.D. Variant. University Staffs hard-hit! Early signs, loss of Sense- of-Smell, Gullibility, and increased fetish for Designer Masks. Best detected by examination of Cancel Cultures -- microscopes prohibited per Fauci. The most vulnerable group seems to be those who have already had 4 doses and 2 boosters. To treat Fauci recommends, 4 doses and 2 boosters for everyone, preferably administered as young as the womb to developing fetuses by his personally trained omnipotent physicians at Unplanning Parenthood -- Biden and Pelosi say, God Bless America!

Copyright © | Year Posted 2021




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Date: 1/13/2022 11:52:00 AM
This was great Joe! Poem of the Year!
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Joe Dimino
Date: 1/13/2022 3:37:00 PM
Thank you so much, P.S.. More truth in satire these days. Blessings my friend. Have a beautiful evening!
Date: 12/27/2021 7:41:00 PM
I am agree with you, dear. It's bad luck that we depends on politician's view. Only few guidelines that misleads the whole world in such disaster. Lovely
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Joe Dimino
Date: 12/28/2021 9:50:00 AM
Thank you, Arjun; I believe you nailed it on the head -- Mainstream News was once news, before they sold their souls; and politicians are seldom statesmen -- a sad truth since the beginning of time.
Date: 12/22/2021 4:21:00 PM
Hello Joe ... very good Joe. Can't work out how politicians suddenly become experts on something that even health departments are still trying to figure out what to do - well done Joe - Lindsay
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Joe Dimino
Date: 12/23/2021 7:32:00 AM
All about control and manipulation. Really have sold their souls to the Dark Forces -- many oblivious to their own spiritual entombment. Blessings my friend.
Date: 12/20/2021 3:03:00 AM
Merry Christmas. Great satire. PANGIE XO
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Joe Dimino
Date: 12/20/2021 8:25:00 AM
Hi Pangie; thank you. It was fun to write...though sad to live its motivation. Have a great Christmas my friend! Love Ila and Joe.
Date: 12/19/2021 4:19:00 PM
The STUPID variant…lol
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Joe Dimino
Date: 12/20/2021 2:42:00 AM
Got to admit -- does seem to be American's prevalent variant -- sadly.
Date: 12/19/2021 9:55:00 AM
hahaha.
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Joe Dimino
Date: 12/19/2021 10:59:00 AM
This is a work of pure fiction -- any resemblance to living characters, organizations or times and places is entirely coincidental. Blessings my friend. Joe.
Date: 12/17/2021 9:00:00 PM
It’s a pandemic! Shut down of main stream media, and woke pundits is prescribed.
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Joe Dimino
Date: 12/18/2021 10:02:00 AM
They think they can control people by simply manipulating the news and books -- forgetting there is a God-given truth, gifted to us from birth, in all our hearts that transcends eyes and ears. Blessings my friend. A pleasure to have made your acquaintance here on Soup. Have a tranquil, healing beautiful Holiday!

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