Best Baseball Bat Poems
One Man One Cap and a Baseball BatHe was known as Joltin John
With his baseball bat and his cap upon
He played the game with vigour and speed
Many a supporter said he was all that they need
Was born Guiseppe Paolo DiMaggio number eight child
Lived in America for his eighty four years 'til...
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Categories:
baseball bat, baseball,
Form:
Couplet
My First Baseball BatDad gave me my first wood baseball bat
an Eddie Mathews signature model, 28 inches long
when I was 10 or 11 ('66 or '67)
shortly after he got me my first lefty glove
(I still have it, so small! with a bullseye crudely hand inked in the...
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Categories:
baseball bat, family, joy,
Form:
Bio
Ode To My Barbed Wire-Wrapped Baseball BatTake me out to the kill people game
Turn me loose on the crowd
Give me some kidneys and backs to crack
I don't care who it is I attack
Let me bash, bash, bash as they scream loud
If they don't die it's a shame
Cuz it's one, two, three...
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Categories:
baseball bat, baseball, humor, murder, parody,
Form:
Lyric
Be a Baseball BatIf I could get ahold of one thing
At one time
Than I'd be okay.
But life is a blizzard.
The idea of holding anything,
Like wearing water as a hat.
You might as well be a baseball bat....
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Categories:
baseball bat, life,
Form:
Free verse