Best Bain Poems

New tenant, new tile, 
Got me Christopher
Columbus,
Didn't come to 
Harm us 

Or else, I tag him 
Vincent Price,
Twice as nice in 
Dracula Drag.

A message here 
For moving blues? 
Seems clear: Sail On 
Girl, To New World
with flag unfurled...

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I work for a fellow called Bain

   Whose cancer gives him a pain.

   I cleaned his house til it gleamed,

    made him feel better it seemed

   So he asked me to come again and again!



Written 2000...

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