Best Assets Poems

The language of love for me lies in her smile. Words are not required. Lip reading starts with her smile. But, there is so much more to lovin her deeper within... The sexiest curvature on her body isn't just her booty or her boobies, it's...

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Sue posed nude on the cover of Fforbes
Shocked neighbours saw her massive pink orbs
Her old father went mad
She said "Don’t worry Dad,
You'll feel better once the shock absorbs"

Pure fiction as 'Forbes' is a business magazine
Ff was  deliberately used to make the name sound upmarket...

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scrooge tried light his fire on christmas morning ~ but he could not find the hearth

By
David Kavanagh


# Happy Christmas Soupers #...

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This man never found the bed out of bounds, 
his wife liked he explored ivory mounds.
Her dwindled assets age got,
he disliked, monk he was not,
ventured out in search of youthful new grounds.

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May 3, 2023
Syllable count : 10/10/7/7/10
Contest : A Funny Or Bawdy Limerick (HMS) 
Sponsored...

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Peaceful and equitable democratic government
does not treat residents, or even non-residents,
as potentially competitive property
to further grow the wealth 
of those who already have too much
due to past histories of WinLose enslavement,
suboptimal addictions falling short 
of WinWin's evolving cooperative co-ownership.

Rather, health-wealth optimizing governance
serves our most regeneratively...

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Gambling, he lost it all
Everything gone; betting was not his tour de force
Mind appall

No one's hero
There was anger but no remorse
Zero

Assets
lost on a horse
Debts

Gambling, he lost it all
There was anger but no remorse
Debts



April 9, 2022
Let's Minichu on Zero Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Mohan Chutani...

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Your walk is hurried, your look critical
For a woman your age, that is so typical
Your motto is live by the sword, die by the sword
You only practice this when you're bored
On your crazy days, you blame the heat
On your calm days, you just came off...

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is the luxury
                                    the real assets of real life ...

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In the still of the night I see images galore
Of scantily clad ladies doing everyday chores 
Bending over, oh what joy!
With ASSets deployed!
My helper went bananas till my composure was restored...

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(Verse1)
Useful that's it
Lets talk about the assets 
Valuable some think 
It could be gone in a blink
Let that sink 
In your mind 
We can waste 
But not time
Going overboard
Or above the line 
Dont let your assets 
Become undefined

(chorus)
You should know 
Where to go (where to...

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Everything in your house is worth something -how bad do you need it?...

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Every year, max-out your I.R.A.,
So that you’ll be wealthy in times of need.
Start putting money aside.  Now!  Today!

Learn to live within your means.  Start today.
Don’t buy on credit trifles you don’t need.
Every year, max-out your I.R.A.

Manage your credit, but keep debt at...

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(It’s that vernal, infernal, tax season. How about a tax avoidance vignette? It’s poetic—in it’s own way)

Some students at a table near us in the dining hall were discussing America’s financial inequities. One guy was saying that we ought to “tax the crap” out of...

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Words much like coins
find their value in their quality
their rarity and worth
in gold silver and every
other precious metal

Poetry may as well be
the economic activity
of juggling assets
where trading and
appraising sets
its market price



AP: 1st place 2025

Submitted on April 9, 2025 for contest YOUR CHOICE L sponsored by...

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