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Stripped of Her Assets

Sue posed nude on the cover of Fforbes
Shocked neighbours saw her massive pink orbs
Her old father went mad
She said "Don’t worry Dad,
You'll feel better once the shock absorbs"

Pure fiction as 'Forbes' is a business magazine
Ff was  deliberately used to make the name sound upmarket like the name Audrey FForbes-Hamilton from a British Sitcom 'To the Manor Born'

09-28-17

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Ralph Sergi Date: 10/1/2017 5:13:00 PM A sassy limerick that you always excel at! Funny write, Jan! Login to Reply

Lisa Ricci Date: 9/30/2017 9:08:00 AM Good Morning Jan - I hope this day finds you well. Never is there enough humor and play to go around. You truly do excel at this format Jan. Honestly. Well done entirely and with good taste as well. Have a wonderful weekend. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 10/1/2017 5:01:00 PM So lovely to see you back Lisa I was inspired by Hugh heffner's death and just imagined how a parent would feel seeing a daughter revealing all!:-) hugs jan xx

Probir Gupta Date: 9/29/2017 6:36:00 AM Ha ha ha ... You produce superb limericks ... I smile to myself ... Thank you ... Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 10/1/2017 4:51:00 PM Glad I made you smile Probir:-)hugs Jan xx

Russell Sivey Date: 9/29/2017 5:06:00 AM This is hilarious my friend! I just love the obvious relationship of her breasts to pink orbs, funny! I think any father wouldn't like their daughter to expose herself in a magazine, that would be awful if my daughter did that! I surely loved reading this awesome poem this morning! What a remarkable piece, Great Work!! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 10/1/2017 4:51:00 PM LOl Russell I am thankful its a work of fiction I think it must have been inspired by Hugh Heffner's death:-( hugs jan xx

Andrea Dietrich Date: 9/28/2017 8:42:00 PM oh, this one reminds me, in my high school one of the prettiest girls went kind of bad. Became really loose. Later I heard she was in Playboy!! Her dad was the elementary school principal! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 9/29/2017 2:29:00 AM ha ha ha Andrea i can just imagine that happening - do read Tom's tribute to Hugh Heffner I added a limerick lol:-) hugs jan xx

Andrea Dietrich Date: 9/28/2017 8:41:00 PM haha, I wondered why you did the double F. I never heard of that sitcom stuff before, or I'd have gotten it!!! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 9/29/2017 2:28:00 AM It was about a stately home called 'Grantleigh' where the original owner had to move out and another man Peter De Vere took ownership. It was a very British comedy - I saw a re- run of it on the TV quite recently:-) hugs Jan xx

Dale Gregory Cozart Date: 9/28/2017 8:22:00 PM Awesome. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 9/29/2017 2:25:00 AM Cheers Dale:-) hugs jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen Date: 9/28/2017 3:03:00 PM - Thank you always make me laugh, Jan :) - Well done - I just read the one you wrote at Tim`s limerick ... it will be will be a success :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 9/28/2017 3:08:00 PM I was inspired by Tim's tribute and of course i couldn't resist a limerick i can write a simple one in a couple of minutes:-) hugs jan xx

Seren Roberts Date: 9/28/2017 2:33:00 PM lol Jan..... These werent like old bald men? another great limerick Jan.../.Seren Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 9/28/2017 2:36:00 PM ha ha ha these are naked orbs Seren the other ones were clinging on for dear life in Eva's dress lol:-) hugs Jan xx

John Gondolf Date: 9/28/2017 2:12:00 PM Love your limericks, Jan. They always add humor to my rather mundane day. haha John Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 9/28/2017 2:23:00 PM Thanks so much John:-) hugs Jan xx

Darren White Date: 9/28/2017 1:00:00 PM Ffun as always, Jjan :) Llove it. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 9/28/2017 1:05:00 PM lol Darren I am so glad my hubby and i didn't join our surnames when we married as mine began with a Z and it would have sounded so pretentious lol - I was so glad to be rid of it and go from the end of the alphabet to the front lol:-)

Sohrab Rustom Date: 9/28/2017 12:44:00 PM very funny! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 9/28/2017 12:45:00 PM Thanks so much Sohrab:-) hugs Jan xx

Alexis Y. Date: 9/28/2017 12:19:00 PM Lol! This is too funny. Talk about the "shock" value :-) Alexis Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 9/28/2017 12:21:00 PM In reality it would never happen as Forbes is a business magazine lol i never know where my muse will go next - tomorrow's poem is so so different!:-) hugs Jan xx

Tim Smith Date: 9/28/2017 12:07:00 PM Much to her stunning surprise...her daddy couldn't take off his eyes...the neighbors all gasped...before they had asked...she's the milkman's daughter he barely verbalized Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 9/28/2017 12:08:00 PM ha ha ha love it Tim!!!:-) hugs jan xx