Jack Ellison Poet Limerick

Her Assets Deployed

In the still of the night I see images galore
Of scantily clad ladies doing everyday chores 
Bending over, oh what joy!
With ASSets deployed!
My helper went bananas till my composure was restored

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Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart December 12, 2017 at 8:19 AM I'm seeing French maid costumes... Jack Ellison December 12, 2017 at 8:31 AM Actually I only wear that on special occasions when I meet world dignitaries!!! xxx

Judith S December 12, 2017 at 6:05 AM What a cute and funny limerick Jack!!! Jack Ellison December 12, 2017 at 6:09 AM Oh my dear sweet Judith, my heart is all aflutter!!! Do come back won't you... lovesies, Jack xxx

Silent One December 12, 2017 at 5:50 AM Hhahaha! Jack Ellison such a naughty man Kissing all the gals, that's his plan! In his batman mask, he need not ask. For they are all his number one fan! lol.. I give up! Jack Ellison December 12, 2017 at 6:06 AM No no no don't give up the ship!!! LOL You is our limerbritman!!! Seems contagious! GOOD MORNING DEAR FRIEND!!! Judith S December 12, 2017 at 6:04 AM This is very good my friend!!!