Best 94 Poems

Sung to the melody of when I’m 64 by The Beatles

Gotta keep working an extra few years
(Not like years ago)
Governments are screwing us for every dime
I can’t afford a bottle of wine
Hip's been replaced
Yes I’m getting old
I’m too old to twerk
But I’m so needy
and my...

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(This is a fictional poem)

A 94 year old woman kicked my ###.
She beat the crap out of me and left me bleeding on the grass.
Every time I got up, she knocked me down again.
She beat me really hard and I sure as hell didn't win.
The...

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Be a lovely flame
Sparkle makes the earth to spin
For pain, loss and death













12.12.2016
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Haiku 94
	
	
	morning tiptoed along slow water winding ways...

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COPLA 94 INVOCATION : This Bad Guy World

Can the State be arraigned by the State
And condemn and imprison itself :
Whose is the blame

Do many Bad Guys make Bad Guy State
Or does one the other way round delve
To reveal game

Tyrannosaur states auto-absolve
Themselves for the wrongs of...

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“ChatGPT-4, can you give me your literary opinion on the following sonnet? By the way, it is preambled by an explanatory prolegomenon which discusses the sonnet’s theme and my inspiration for composing it:”

Mental “Masturbation”

(The title of this sonnet is a term coined and popularized by...

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Icy roads and side streets
Cold: possible snow flurry
 --Drive slow; Don't hurry!...

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lilac trees in spring
overflowing with colours
cascading blossoms

cherry tree in bloom
full of flowering foliage
strong scent of perfume

early buds of spring
peeking out of the branches
delayed nest building...

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They made a smooth grounding outside of the stable behind Dyndoeth's cottage.  As they did Rådyrvokter heard them and came out of the stable to greet them.
     “It is good to see you, Rådyrvokter.”  Joulupukki said as the group...

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I ask for refuge to Allah from Satan the exiled evildoer.
In the name of Allah the Kind and the Giver.

Haven’t we for you opened up your breast 
And taken off from you burden of your all regret 
Which felt like something heavy on your back
And...

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I am sure Interstate 94 is on that map!
My husband is getting impatient now.
I have been telling him for an hour.
I am not good at reading maps.
He is finally paying attention.
“It is NOT ON HERE!” I yell.
He finally pulls off at an exit.
“This is an...

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94.A man,aged thirty years,shall marry a maiden of twelve who pleases him,or
a man of twenty-four a girl eight years of age;if(the performance of)his duties would(otherwise)be impeded,(he must marry) sooner...
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Days passed, and became weeks.
Weeks became months. Soon it
Was June. "Everybody in the pool!"
All the kids communed. Molly and 
Dolly joined, in the cool blue zest.
The children answered the heat
With all day swimming relays.
Dolly and Molly left the pool 
After an hour to tend to...

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vietnam reflections 94

the gusts come through the window
wind rolling straight off the lake
water looks choppy today
looks cold and gray
not a good time to take
up the pots
not much fishing
not much anything
except too much time to think
and remember
and drink
might go over to the mainland
and pick up some...

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Even to this old age, hairs gone or gray, I have been there. Another made you, will carry, sustain, and now rescue you at the end. You have been lucky in life, you had the ability to tap into a different kind of love. Felt...

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