Bandits Poems

Too Much Fear And Misfortune

It is raining
And they are shooting
This is not a game
This is a shame
Everyone is afraid
Babies and children are crying
Men and women are very mad
Where everyone is dying
The streets are infested with hardcore bandits
They are our enemies
They are not our friends
They shoot like crazy ants
Bullets fall like raindrops and rice
Gangsters are like rats and mice, not

Bankers or Bandits

At my bank I went off with a bang
for ATM fees it on me sprang.
  If not I get fobbed
  and feel I’ve been robbed
by the outlaw hole-in-the-wall gang!

Bandits

Emotional bandits
Waiting, looking, hunting for
A drip of emotion
To abuse, to make fun of
To disrespect
Like leaches they are
Ready to suck until there is no more
Emotional bandits
Preying on emotions
They themselves showing none
Inhumane as they are
I refuse to be like them
So, I’ll hide my emotions from them
While I nurture the human in me.

Wendy Nipas

Bandits From the Woods Nursery Rhyme

Always together, they played
Never alone, lost or afraid,
They trudged through the woods
And all the surrounding neighborhoods,
Piercing the darkness with shiny flames,
Their eyes never revealing their names.

Always together, they delighted
In the games – wonderfully excited,
They plodded on through the night
Beneath stars and moon so bright
Carefully seeking the best garbage cans,
With paws that were suitable for hands

Always

Toothless Bandits

Play hard, 
the toothless bandits are at it again.

they have no teeth,
yet bite the hardest.

serial larcenists,
squelching through town,

robbing the honey,
subverting the hives.

at gunpoint,
they silence us.

we play hard,
they play even harder.

in the tripod of power,
they're revered highly.

'distinguished'  and 'honourable,' 
titles that enable them.

they excavate,
the remains of our land,

stripping us of all,
leaving us bereft of hope.

this

Bandits Wear Masks

Feels like only bandits wear masks 
Tellers shouldn't wear em for doing their tasks
In the old wild west
Sheriffs were the best 
We knew the rules we never had to ask

Three Masked Bandits

Three Masked Bandits
written: by Miracle Man
11-20-2019

I entered into sleep,
with three young “coons” prowling.
I awoke this morning,
with a face that was scowling.

On the patio,
a sealed bucket of pecans I’d left out.
This morning I found,
half eaten pecans strewn about.

“Coons” do what they do,
sometimes inducing my frown.
When chased from their habitat,
they just moved to town.

Sometimes I take pictures
of

The Bandits Rendezvous

The Bandits Rendezvous
By Franklin Price
9/1/2019

Once upon, a Far East time, in nineteen sixty eight
The GEEIA squad made history on a non-remembered date
The plan had come together to build a club house new
When it was completed, was named, “The Bandits Rendezvous”

All the parts, to build it, were scrounged from miles around
Taxpayers did not pay a dime

Raccoon Bandits

against the moonlight
the cool masked invaders
steal the cat’s food

Bandits Fishy Tale

What were you thinking of mother
When you gave me that extra sardine
You know they are my favourites
Now…I am not feeling too fine

Why you looking like that mother
What you fancying to do
Please don’t pick me up
Or for sure will do a p@@....  Whewww

Penned 26 October 2017
Contest: write me something funny

Strawberry Bandits

The furry band of thieves crawl in the night,
wielding Zorro masks and sly grins,
soundless in single file,
under fences and through prickly bushes,
the little ones straggling in back,
they come upon their spoils,
ripe and red for the taking,
juices flow down their chins,
a light has flooded the crime,
their last bites taken,
fleeing satisfied

Little Bandits

Little bandits raid my trash, 
hiding behind their little masks. 
The rascals have themselves a bash, 
leaving me to clean up the aftermath. 
I turn on the lights and off they dash, 
scurrying into the night in a flash, 
but all will return back very soon. 
They know I have a special fondness for the

Feathered Bandits

We are so pleased to see you, Humans are nice
You are such easy targets, now here’s some advice
If you ever get 'Bombed' on your Jacket or Tie
Look UP to find out who scored that Bulls eye

We all laugh our beaks off as you curse and moan
At the mess that you’re sporting but you’re not on

Pinch Bandits Roy

OF ROY AND PINCH BANDITS

Claims Roy one day
to have been approached
by an angel of GOD
alleges the said angel
brought him news
news that he would pass to glory
complete with day and time...

Come the day... Roy
arranges meeting with cece..
.. his beloved siz..
Roy unable to confess..to cece..
the truth.. bout his departure
ROY goes to university next..
bids friends goodbye...

Roy goes to

Those Damn Wet Bandits

Two inept crooks robbed my house while I was on vacation.
They left my water running and they died by strangulation.
Besides robbing me, those idiots also made me have to pay a two hundred dollar water bill.
They were already beaten by my neighbors eight year old son, as crooks, they had no skill.
I decided to go

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