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Have a bagel instead

Archetyping of the psyches
Cultural background
Understanding of mankind
Might be not that sound

Trends of music
And the fashions
And opinions
Phenotypes of generations
Rights of various citizens   

Models of behaviour
And of interaction
Parties of the politics
Of the whole are fractions

Modern sociology
Paradigms of business
The profession choices
And awareness 
Of the how they see us 

People do belong to groups
In this quantum grouping
By this wrongly the machine 
In its loop it's looping

Can you really to exist
Outside of system
Where for this you're profile
But it's lacking wisdom

What if service is illegal
That's for cyber court 
To defend you from the AI
Prove you ain't the bot 

Check checkbox 
For contracts yours 
With the their robot
What for is the Cyber Force

Donut?

Cawfee and a Bagel

There’s a gingerbread contest each year
Where iconic New York scenes appear.
It’s impressive to see,
With each prize nominee,
How creative folks are around here.

First the Statue of Liberty sat
And the Brooklyn Bridge right after that,
Plus the Chelsea Hotel,
Chrysler Building as well,
All within the New York habitat.

Still, my favorite creation by far
Had no building, no bridge, boat or car,
But a real breakfast treat
Most New Yorkers might eat
Which, to me, in this show, was the star.

‘Twas a take-out container of joe,
Which the locals call “cawfee,” you know,
Plus a cream-cheese filled bagel
Someone did finagle
From gingerbread, just for the show.

I don’t know if it won the first prize,
But it brought much delight to my eyes,
So hats off, Juliet,*
For I’m sure, I would bet,
From your project much joy did arise.

*Juliet Galea, the artist

Bagel Day

Hooray! Hooray! It’s Bagel Day!
Or so I’ve heard it said,
So substitute a bagel
For some ordinary bread.

Since many so-called “bagels”
Don’t have what it really takes
To be authentic, you may find
You’ve scarfed down lots of fakes.

Do not be fooled by circled dough
Around a center hole.
They must be dense and chewy
Like New York ones – that’s the goal.

Now other places have their fans,
(Hats off to Montreal!)
But some who serve a puffed-up version
Have a lot of gall.

To me, some seeds are needed - 
Poppy, sesame and, too,
In pumpernickel, caraway, 
And more than just a few.

A bagel’s a delicious treat
So eat it your own way,
But I need no reminding,
For I eat one every day!


Ode To a Bagel With Cream Cheese

O delicacy born of
some cow's milk and dough
when toasted for breakfast
how I love you so

Whether topped with onions
or sesame seeds
or nothing at all
you fill all my needs

With texture from Heaven
the crunch and the cream
Mere toast cannot rival
this flavorful dream

Compared to your shapely
and sensuous curves
I'd never look twice
at a tray of hors d'oeuvres

You've stolen my heart
by now you must know
O bagel with cream cheese
how I love you so


© Mike Wise
6-5-23

Premium Member The Discovery of the Bagel

Whoever came up with the bagel
  was a right-smart clever fellow
His brainstorm surely ranks up there
  with taste treats like pudding and jello

For I'd never put toppings on pudding
  like lox, tomatoes or cream cheese
And who would think of serving jello
  with an assortment of delicacies

So, a doff of the cap and three cheers
  for that purely anonymous soul
the centerpiece of whose discovery
  was quite an ace in the hole

Premium Member A Bagel With Cream Cheese

Treated myself to a begal with cream cheese
The thrill of this treat brought me down to my knees
Five times a day
Like an ass I bray
Is five times too much will I fit my dungarees


Premium Member Lonely Bagel

Lonely bagel
Loneliness bagel
The bagel of loneliness

Togetherness bagel
The bagel of being together
Bagel of belonging

Premium Member Doylestown Pennsylvania Your Morning Bagel

YOUR MORNING BAGEL Doylestown PA
Consider this, as buds break out on trees
not yet a leaf, the sight that no one sees
as walking through the borough mesmerized
past ancient mansions seen, not realized.

Through early morning air, our sence of smell
arouses to a bagels morning bell;
it tells us to awake, this is a day
we gain another try to make our way.

Past tiny shops of books and pottery
of artists who record what used to be,
and at sidewalk cafes, we take a pause
considering what's real, or never was.

We hear the groan of traffic come alive;
the buzzing of our time and constant hive;
but who can see the budding of the tree
that's made for us to always never see?

Consider this, of time we've none to spare
to capture in our heart the birthing there;
no longer for a blinking of the eye;
what time has brought along, too soon will die.

© ron wilson aka vee bdosa the doylestown poet

Bagel

A bagel sounding foreign underwhelmingly impresses.
The thought of something different only bores.
Until you take the bite into this tasty composition
and everything you want in bagels yours.

The sour flavour fills your mouth
to sweetness for the tongue.
Saliva churning out in pulp
to leave your mouth as mung.

A basted bagel bright in shine
to make you feel complete.
To wash it down with cup of tea
and make it seem the treat.

A final gulp to say that's good.
and wish you had some more.
With thoughts of doing it over again
for one more chance to gore.

Toast Me a Bagel

Toast me a bagel, please.

I've a load of laundry in the wash,
  fed the birds and squirrels
  watered the garden squash
  and now must sweep the floors.

Had my coffee early on
  but now my stomach grumbles and burns,
  in the middle of my morning yawn
  growling for something more as it churns.

A bagel would do me fine
  with a little cream cheese spread,
  guess it's too early for cheese and wine
  to fill in the crevices of air in  my head.

Could you do the shopping
  start the car and go to the store
  i'll stay and do the mopping,
  have i ever asked for too much more?

Toast me a bagel, just a wedge
  before you head out to the deli,
  make it dark and burnt along the edge
  with whipped cream cheese and just a hint of jelly.

Bagel On the Run

bagels and cream cheese
the best breakfast on the run
for work and pleasure

A Hillbilly Eats His First Bagel

By Elton Camp

Old Bubba had spent his life in the hills
Plain food and drink from whiskey stills

So to the big city he decided he’d go
For about other things he’d like to know

He spent the night at the local YMCA
For breakfast, to a café the next day

Soon, Bubba had a bagel on his plate
Because, on the menu, it looked great

He tried to take a bite and then to cut
“Man, thet’s shore a sorry donut!”

“I never seen one thet hard and tough.”
Bubba began to chew and had enough

To the waitress, he began to bawl
“This thang ain’t go no taste at all.”

“I see why city folks air sick an’ pale.
Th’ Devil made this donut down in hale.”

So Bubba quickly packed up his gear
“I hate sich food so I’ll git out of here!”

So back to his home in the hills he fled
“Don’t never go there,” to all he said

“Fer I jest half to tell ye th’ truth
On a donut I almost broke my tooth.”

Coffee, Bagel and Time

With walker support he enters the door
He’s there every day, from 10 to 4.
Orders coffee and bagel’d cream-cheese
Then sits there for hours with hands on his knees.

He sits near the window and watches his past
Within his mind as old shadows cast
His vague recollections of sweet reverie
Which only his fading memories see

A smile now and then becomes his vaccine
Against reality’s attempt on the scene
To interrupt the flow of the past
Which for decades he worked to amass.

Loneliness he constantly wears as a coat
His only companion: memories remote.
So … solemnly, quietly he spends his days
He rewinds his memories into replays

Aged and wrinkled thin hands so frail
Around 4 o’clock his walker assail
Again he shuffles out the front door
Tomorrow … he’ll return, and be there once more.

Premium Member Your Morning Bagel Doylestown Pa

YOUR MORNING BAGEL Doylestown PA
Consider this, as buds break out on trees
not yet a leaf, the sight that no one sees
as walking through the borough mesmerized
past ancient mansions seen, not realized.

Through early morning air, our sence of smell
arouses to a bagels morning bell;
it tells us to awake, this is a day
we gain another try to make our way.

Past tiny shops of books and pottery
of artists who record what used to be
and at sidewalk cafes, we take a pause
considering what's real, or never was.

We hear the groan of traffic come alive;
the buzzing of our time and constant hive;
but who can see the budding of the tree
that's made for us to always never see?

Consider this, of time we've none to spare
to capture in our heart the birthing there;
no longer for a blinking of the eye;
what time has brought along, too soon will die.
© ron wilson aka vee bdosa the doylestown poet

A Redneck's First Bagel

A Redneck’s First Bagel

By Elton Camp

Old Bubba had spent his life in the hills
Plain food and drink from whiskey stills

So to the big city he decided he’d go 
For about other things he’d like to know

He spent the night at the local YMCA
For breakfast, to a café the next day

Soon, Bubba had a bagel on his plate
Because, on the menu, it looked great

He tried to take a bite and then to cut
“Man, thet’s shore a sorry donut!”

“I never seen one thet hard and tough.”
Bubba began to chew and had enough

To the waitress, he began to bawl
“This thang ain’t go no taste at all.”

“I see why city folks air sick an’ pale.
Th’ Devil made this donut down in hale.”

So Bubba quickly packed up his gear
“I hate sich food so I’ll git out of here!”

So back to his home in the hills he fled
“Don’t never go there,” to all he said

“Fer I jest half to tell ye th’ truth
On a donut I almost broke my tooth.”

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